Another record broken! Trump is the only president to simulate sucking a penis at a large public gathering


Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
We'll have a long memory as things get worse for working class Americans, minorities and women


For the people that loved the AI Uncle Sam. I got you fam


" I'm a peasant, so American Capitalism has never improved my life or presented any opportunities for me "


It's said an election is like picking a neighborhood to live in for 4-8 years


He is asking to be one event away from Leader of the Free World


Repeating all the old hits, and he just doesn't care that none of that happened, or that some applies to him instead


Holds the record for the most disliked VP pick in modern times

