How is "everyone is going to start eating worms" more realistic than everyone going vegan.

Big if true

They're not even trying anymore

Acrshuely the onlie acceptablé additcion to café in le fhronce is uhhh the chef de cuisines coque

If I can get oat milk in my coffee in fucking eastern Europe I'd think expecting it in France isn't too crazy.

But then of course French people gotta fail the "Get out of own anus challenge about anything food related" on the beginner level.

Very true ararararararagi

It's a real "I like pancakes" moment here.

No one said the waiter should run to the store. But making a reasonable request for a reasonable ingredient for a coffee is... reasonable.

No one is sending the waiter anywhere.

I mean if it's for a meal I get you but being mad about different type of milk for coffee is crazy

I swear to god I am going to carry a fucking bucket of water from now on

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

Ah, the ol' "I have shit opinions and people told me so"

Unfortunate that kielecki tastes like reused fry oil

Those fools do not realize that creating the torment nexus is just the same as inventing the wheel!

I am very smart!

Probably bald and sad

LAN and discord are entirely different vibes

Key and Peele isn't running anymore though right?

The state of Israel was founded by genocidal terrorists

Except this does actually violate freedom of speech?

People were saying that for private platforms which don't have a duty to carry any kind of speech.

I wish methylphenidate didn't make me feel like my heart is about to explode if I take it for more than 4 days in a row

That's like 10 whole new levels of not getting it