I think you are underestimating how much an eagle talon can fuck up your face and neck, and difficult it would be to restrain one unarmed.

Any reason you shouldn't just break its neck? I mean, grab the neck near the head, jerk it very fast in any direction a gew times and you've turned an angry goose into a nonissue.

Benn Jordan is almost always an upvote.

Once again, this is a pit bull. You can tell because of the way it is. Notice that it looks like a velvet hippo with a dumb frog face and is on a couch. 100% pit bull.

There's a really easy way to tell whether or not you should decide to circumcise a penis. First, check if it's your penis. If it isn't your penis, don't circumcise it BECAUSE THAT IS NOT YOUR DICK AND YOU DO NOT GET TO DECIDE WHICH FLESH BELONGS AND WHICH DOESN'T ON IT.

That is a pit bull.

I've got a different dog now, but I really miss my pittie since he died last year. Such sweet piles of love. It's a shame that some people abuse them, and even more a shame that some people try and paint the entire class of dogs as villains without even trying to cuddle one.

Let's take a look at the more recent Cybertruck, famously his baby, before we start calling him a compotent designer.

Chaps with asses are pants. Not having the ass makes them chaps.

Grow them yourself or learn to ID them and go hunting. I haven't bought shrooms in over a decade and I take them once every year or 18 months. I picked what ended up being 4 dry ounces in one day some years back. I was giving away to anyone who asked. Psilocybin-containing mushrooms grow basically anywhere where there (pick two) cows, people, grass, pine trees, cultivated lawns, hardwood mulch, rhododendrons, azaleas and college/municipal grounds with tropical to temperate climates.

You need to be extremely careful and ideally have a knowledgeable person help you until you really figure it out because there are mushrooms that will at best ruin your liver that look very similar to the ones you want in most of the places where the good ones grow. All Europe and the west coast Psilocybe cyanescens grows gregariously in big patches, sometimes intermixed with Galerina marginata, which will fuck you up in a death kind of way, not a fly to space kind of way. They look very similar, but are readily identifiable in the field. If you're in the US south and anywhere near cows, you're in luck - Psilocybe cubensis readily grows in cow patties and it's damn near impossible to get a wrong ID given the circumstances.

Bro if you get that many shrooms for $100 you are getting robbed. That's like $35, max.

It's a good shtick but not so great usability.

That's just one of the meanings of "campus."

In Latin, "campus" just means an open, predominantly flat field.

There are also Pika in North America.

I'm just guessing here, but maybe a rejected suitor? Or a person they're beefing with? A mentally ill person who found these pictures and decided to direct their hate at them? People do all sorts of weird stuff for all sorts of weird reasons.

The definition of "cardiovascular system." Budtenders are just built different.

Then there was the extremely wealthy guy who didn't know what I meant when I said "install." He actually asked me "What means "Install""? Native English speaker, over 50, owned a couple businesses. He'd never heard of installing a program or a dishwasher.

Don't know much about banskia, except that turners like the pods for lathe work.

I'm an REI member and I hadn't voted in a board election until this. I voted against all of them.

Narf indeed.

Check the date on that article, the joke is more layered than you thought.

The OJ joke at the end got me. I'm in, I'll watch it.