Texas only cares about revenge and paying the owners of private prisons. It cares nothing about rehabilitation or treating people who made mistakes like human beings.

The McRib is not made of anything identifying as food so it should be fine.

White Dude for Harris here. I am sad face

$50 surcharge for seats with a kevlar cushion

I might argue the rich kids circle is even worse than the political elites'. At least a politician has to occasionally throw their constituents a bone here or there.

I'm no historian, but I presume the Canaanites then moved to North America and founded Canaada

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Maggie was absolutely the best part of Downton Abby

My VP has close, personal ties with the author of Project 2025, but I don't know what you're talking about.

Harrumph!

Is the waxwing even trying?

I actually think this is a dry run for Trump to see if he can "innocently" incite violence. If things don't go his way in November, the call will be much more direct.

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

I've read this on the internet so I believe it to be true

In this economy‽

Tersla Siberturck

It's technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album