Did Harlan Ellison sue this movie, too? Jokes aside, Mr. Ellison is a prime example of how you can be super creative and provide so much joy to the world while also being a major asset hole.

Edit: leaving my typo because it kind of enhances the joke.

But Gondor is the remnant of númenor which was started by a half elf

Without going into detail I know there are a lot of things that are illegal to patent for more or less bureaucratic reasons, like paraphernalia, but you can get around it by saying that it’s for tobacco. Also, the military branches have representatives that work in the patent office, so if you find a unique way to kill people you are about to either become very rich, or very arrested.

But I want to be angry at you about something that is out of both of our control. Let me have my moment!

Hasn’t it? Markets up 12%

I feel like that’s going to be the response. When stocks were dropping “THIS IS BECAUSE OF TRUMPS TARIFFS!!!” And now that they are going back up they will say “Well…. There are a lot of factors that go into global economics and it’s not a monolith”

Markets rebounding, is the earth flat?

Markets rebounding hard

Markets rebounding, told you so…

companies are not going to invest in domestic production

$1.1 trillion already committed to building in US. Not sure what you are talking about

You fought in the trenches against the Nazis? You must be over 100 years old!

Edit:

Child: Grandpa, did you serve in the Great War?

Grandpa: No, I experienced much worse, I fought the Nazis on 4chan via chat from the comfort of a $3800 studio apartment in Seattle with my parents trust fund money.

I hope blankets get banned over this. They are basically a giant net and keep the fascists warm. The world would be better without them.

If we don’t have meetings then how am I going to not get any work done this sprint?

If avoiding conflict was a sport, a random person from Seattle would take home gold from the Olympics every four years.

Nice

Not inside a main function, won’t pass rust compiler check

Statistically, women leaders start more wars than men, so a matriarchal society signs us up for more war. The group statistically likely to start less wars is former soldiers, probably because they know the horrors.

Maybe leadership is more “content of character” than a gender issue

For wild animals, probably not. For domestic animals, like a dog for example, we know they have been bred to be loyal to humans. What is interesting is that some dogs prefer certain physical features and get defensive about others. My dog for instance prefers women, and in particular, brunette women, as that is what my fiancé is. But my dog freaks out when she sees a man with a beard. I don’t think my dog views brunette women as cute and men with beards as not cute, but something makes her find one type safe and attractive and another type dangerous and repulsive. What’s interesting is when I grow my beard out (about an inch or two before it’s too itchy and I shave it) she loves it and can’t stop licking my face.

Will checkout, is there a K4PC for Mac? I saw that DeDRM stopped working with the kindle for Mac changes recently