This seems plausible and interesting, but a source is needed
You won't be able to blame children for farts anymore
In Italy we have Liberation day on April 25th and labor day on 1st May and nobody ever complained. You celebrate certain days in specific dates for a reason, not because they fit nicely with other holidays
What does lemon do to kidney stones?
So cruel
Not gatekeeping, but if you have never seen one, this is a proper bidet https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Bidet_weiss.jpg/623px-Bidet_weiss.jpg
Same here
Do you really eat Oreos on a daily basis? Damn man...
Oh damn... I'm so sorry. This guy was a legend, I remember one of the first online petition I joined online was for him to be released from prison
What if there's rough sea?
So cute! Sorry to be that guy, but I can't forget what I previously read about the woman who had her face eaten by her chimp. Very different situation probably, but still...