Chris Hannah from Propagandhi is my dream President, but he's Canadian and being a resident of the United Failed State of America, no way are they letting my ass have citizenship (no shade)

Fuck yes, I want to upvote this into existence, bright lights spelling this out right outside of this shit bird's bedroom with window

When we had to put our sweet little girl cat Scout to sleep a couple years ago, she came back for a split second trying to fight and attack the pentobarbital as it was flowing into her leg. I can never unsee that moment, and it broke me on a level I will never fully recover from

My feet hurt just from looking at that

I envy your optimism

Lmao I needed this today, thanks

A group of powerful old white dudes that butter their bread with "rape". Don't know what the prob is tbh /s

That he lost to the tutorial boss as well as being trolled to high heaven as well as Starlink crapping out is the icing on top of the icing on the cake. Bully these people. The ones that call others "snowflakes" are projecting harder than an IMAX. Bully them into the fuckin grave

I am so fucking glad that fate lifted me from out of my shit hole home state to Chicago 15 years ago. I count my lucky stars everyday and night. I hope this shit inspires my younger brother and his fiancee to think of the future of my 3 year old nephew and get the hell outta there, but my brother is employed by the VA, so no telling how long he'll have the financial meane to do so even if he wanted

Tim Pool and Jimmy Dore are the actual "controlled opposition"

Massive big props to OP and everyone who helped compiling this list. I'm not computer illiterate, but a lot of you on here are leaps and bounds more tech savvy than I 😘

If it's any consolation my Florida breh, Mike McDaniel is my favorite coach in the whole league, and it ain't even close

barf no, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, BABY!

I'm with OhStopYellingAtMe and I'm an NFC South boy. I don't think the Eagles are as reviled as the Chiefs or Cowboys, but that stock has been climbing for decades

I hate myself a little for typing this, but, Fly Eagles, Fly!

That shaved ape moron Dan Bongino is that high? Times is bleak

YES. This whole performative "Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people" bullshit has to come to an end. They're just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that's the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! .. you're not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole "protesting by stepping down" thing, doesn't help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

We're gonna be setting new records every week under this administration, not records to be proud of, but.. yeah.

Cool. Just renamed my apartment "The REAL United States of America". Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously "New Ohio". There. See how much that lowered egg prices?