She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.

They're fine if no official translation exists and they're free. If you're paying for a service, you are owed much better.

Misread it as "Know your ice giant."

I'd rather have to worry about ice giants.

I'm glad, and I wish all Christians thought that way.

I got a Steam Deck shortly after the Switch 2 price reveal and love it. I wish I'd gotten one years ago, but better late than never.

I don’t think I’ve ever actively been put off of wanting a new console before this.

Weren't around for this one? It put me off Xbox forever, which turned out to be the right decision.

Not close enough. You'd either get puke splattered all over one toilet or shit splattered all over the other.

"Only if we can hold each other's dicks."

Maybe it's trained on scans of old newspaper comics.

"This matter is under investigation," the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said in a statement.

"We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

They said they "played" 23% of the games, not "completed."

Lower Decks is awesome, although you'll get more out of it if you've seen the 90s Trek shows as they're referenced often. Not required, though. There actually is going to be a 4th season of Orville, but it's about a year away currently.

V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can't throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.

No, they weren't. But we've already seen how this shit ends, and the name is an allusion to that.

They should do a Cafe 80's (except done well).

I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"

As if any cops would even attempt to stop them instead of joining in. Calling the police is just giving them backup.

If you're illegal human, get the hell outta there right now...

I celebrate American Independence Day just as much as I would Gedenktag für die Gefallenen der Bewegung.