


This account is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

Pissed I didn't sign up for a W-4 this year. They're already taking my money and I'm gonna have to file just in case I get a refund. But next year I'm evading so fucking hard.

I still fall for shit like this because part of my brain is on the naive thought of "why would people even lie about that" despite myself also lying about stupid things for fun.

Whoppers. But the egg shape and festive colors of robin eggs give them a zhe ne say kwah that elevates them.

I roll to hug.

I didn't realize content had expiration dates.

Sticking with the conservative friend is always a waste of time unless you're planning on becoming conservative too.

It started out with America aping all of England's mistakes, and now it's the other way around. It's like poetry but evil and scary.

Remember when that "fun fact" about frankie having severe memory loss due to concussions was going around? That was pure bullshit right?

Neo Barcelonan.

I spent the entirety of apr 15th making fun of my friends for not doing their taxes in feblueberry.

How come they don't sell robin eggs all year round
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I'm 31 but I can relate to it by remembering some times I asked a question I thought was benign that turned into a two hour long lecture.

Man tough crowd today huh

This is how you tell someone has spent their time reading books. They know a lot of words and names from all around the world and history but pronounce everything wrong.

When Zenimax sends the C&D next week this will look like a very foolish olive branch attempt.

If it's actually in ue5, then skyblivion wins hands down.

Good joke.

I can't even be bothered to take my mutlivitamjns whevery day

In america it entirely depends on local laws and how recently the law way changed to disallow it. My town does not allow mixed zoning in new buildings but all the older buildings can still keep their status.

So that's what his name means. Display Manager for X11.

The older the thread the funnier necroing is. If the forums I was on in middle school were still around you can bet I'd be bumping some of those threads just for teh lulz.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now.



sɪns ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ɪz sʌʧ ə ˈdɪfəkəlt ˈlæŋɡwəʤ tu prəˈnaʊns wɪð ɪts hɔˈrɪfɪk fəˈnɛtɪks, waɪ doʊnt wi ˈsɪmpli raɪt wɪð ði ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl fəˈnɛtɪk ˈælfəˌbɛt?

If Kim is short for Kimberly and Tim is short for Timothy can we also have the names Kimothy and Timberly?

college professor man will tell you human built bridges to cross bodies of water
but why would ancient man waste time when boat good as? college professor man lies to you. reason we build bridges is to have high point in middle of river to throw rocks into. big rocks. big height. big splash.

Is it normal for high sugar contents like in cake icing to make my uvula tickle?
This has been going on since I was a child and at first I thought it was a texture thing but sometimes I go by the bakery in a grocery store while they're making cakes or doughnuts and just the SMELL of it makes it tingly and tickly. Am I still human?