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  • I think prince andrew has free time on his hands.

  • Try ‘two brewers’ from white horse… too bad they made the maple syrup cask only once.

  • Tbh ‘invade a nato partner’ sounds stupid but not impossible these days

  • Their name is ‘restaurant brands’? that’s so blandly corporate evil

  • It‘s Fine. He‘s Rich and allowed to lie on his citizenship application. Everyone else would still lose it in retrospect. But he’s just a poor white cisguy, give him a break

  • Is this president wankpanzer firing people that he will regret to have fired and then rehire them again, again?!

  • He once smelled someone’s seat who had the concept of a plan. That must count for something

  • It’s shocking that a country like France would ban smoking! C’est incredible!

  • Idk man.. his lifeless eyes and his fake grin knowing full well that he’s full of shit and exploits children for profit sounds fucking evil tbh

  • Have you met Mr beast?

  • Oh god. We had to be within one hour of the data center so that we could sit next to the broken hardware that we were not able to fix at 3 am anyway because fuck you.

  • Well they dont know how long it takes to fix stuff, so I shall do it whenever I feel like it eventually.

    “Yeah sorry someone upstream broke the interconnect compiler to our computation fabric, I send a patch and have to wait for the developer to merge it”

  • A scrum master is a fancy project manager. But legally you have to call them scrum masters or else their arms fall off

  • Maybe you ‘need’ an update. I see it on a 12 pro

  • Fyi: clean Glases with a drop of dish Soap(rub with finger) and water. Then clean/polish it with a napkin/toilet paper. Dont use excessive force lol. Just cotton will eventually cause scratches just as well as napkins

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    quafeinum @lemmy.world

    Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list

    Is that you chatGPT? Always has been.