🎵 Don't go chasing spice worms, please stick to the slugs and snails you're used to. I know that you're gunna have to overthrow House Corrino, but we know you're no Muad'Dib. 🎶
I'm really sorry. You don't deserve this, and you've done nothing wrong! The whole thing says nothing about you, but it says everything about this regime. They do vile things, thus they are vile people.
I mean, that would be glorious. But there's no way in hell he could afford Colbert.