not the real world
The internet is just as real as anything else. Information is physical. The secret police can find you from here.
Not to say that the internet is more than slightly real-it is 2025; that's not even a thing anymore.
do not advocate violence
But you have advocated violemce here. You have laid out a grim philosophy in which laws, which are purely fantasy nonsense bullshit without the force of violence behind them¹ are the very substance of society² and necessary for social function². I believe you referenced some cuneiform tablets you absolutely will not be tricking me into reading that had a very high opinion of themselves?
That would mean any advocacy for laws or prosecution just a convoluted call for violence, and if 'luigi' or 'minecraft' aren't cover, that isn't either.
So you do endorse and allow calls for certain kinds and contexts of violence. But you won't admit or acknowledge it. You wont clarify your editorial position; you simply say you don't have one.
To say nothing of even the driest pro war position.
And (title drop!) that's a hell of a power trip to make everyone elses problem, you fucking bastard. Why can't you acknowledge this?
¹pretty much agreed ²wow thats super gross. What the fuck, dude?
Im not arguing that your moderation is violence. I dont think-this has been going a while and i have been on a very fun rainbow of drugs this week, so canmot confirm.
I'm saying that you advocate for violence, but a violence you refuse to acknowledge or punish others for speaking. It puts the lie to your rule, and leaves the rest of us fumbling to figure out the truth. Which is extra infuriating when you deny that there us such a thing.
A conversation best resolved with a global ad campaign of totally random totally apolitical car bombs. To advertise the dangers cars pose to us and our environment.
I think ass cancer has a vibrant and potentially eternal life, and that ass cancer's best revenge will be outliving you.
Also, one of the very few cancers I'm not at elevated risk for. Sorry. It's gotta get in line.
I do agree with your general sentiment upthread, i just don't love the splash damage to ass cancer.
or is that a complete fucking shit show every time someone tries?
Yep. But onto the rest of what i said...
I dont think you understand how radical a position "no advocating for any violence ever" is. It's one that i, in a variety of pretty radical spaces for my entire adult life, have only ever seen a handful of times, and even fewer from people i took seriously. I do not believe people when they say it, because in the overwhelming amount of cases, they are lying, and mean something else.
You aren't acknowledging the violence that you endorse in this rule, you're not counting it as violence, but the reader, who will be trying to vibe out the actual rules because they're clearly not just as-written, will read yours, and detect that there is some amount, form, or subjects for violence that are acceptable.
Having a personalish conversation with you here, i thing i can get a sense of that, but it's absolutely not explicit in the rules, and enforcing half-unwritten rules is thoroughly shitty. It's reddit mod behavior. Isn't doing better than that why you're even here?
Okay. So, last thing first, you know some people are asexual, right?
While it's not common, it is entirely possible your troll will not discover sex, or will discover then dismiss it.
no explanation
But your inability to acknowledge the violence you do endorse and allow in communities you moderate, while still banning even the faintest whiff of any other violence is kind of exactly like that
Thats not what im talking about. You're increasingly resorting to non sequiturs. You're just saying stuff.
Do you smell toast? Do you respond to salient criticism and pointing out that you believe in and swim in a sea of spectacular exemplary violence, to the point you cannot propose solutions to basically any problem, including hunger, without including a violent element-but you ban others for even the miodest proposals of any violemce other than that, while saying its transparently obviously clear?
Bevause if you were having a stroke or a seizure or something while you typed that, im'a assume either your mom found you and got you to a hospital, or im talking at a dead fucker.
If thats not what we're doing, and we're just, like, saying random unconnected stuff we say:
you should cook your own ramen broth. Even if you're using packaged noodles, those flavoring packets make a pretty mediocre flavor for a shocking number if calories. Even sticking to cheap relatively non-perishing ingredients, you can do ao much better.
On some subjects, expertise is not a mark in your favor.
Like, if I'm nerding out on organizational systems, and someone says they have an mba, im straight up laughing
If i can't find something to kill it with.
'Current politics' seems to be one of those.
take bike on train
You... You get off the bike to get onto the train. You know that, right?
injuries: bike butt!
I guess I've always felt more uncomfortable in and around cars. For some reason. I have dead nerves all over my fucking grizzled-ass fucking body thanks to cars. Places i just don't feel anymore.
If i have problems with bike butt, i can sorta stand for a few minutes; it's fine.
So you think ass cancer is just something that exists to be sacrificed for the sake of your insurgency?
Thank you madame cia director, for your clarification.
So wait, laws should be enforced? Like with violence?
Because if laws are necessary and what society is made of, as you say elsewhere, and laws do not exist wuthout violent enforcement
You are advocating for violence, sir!
hope he gets ass cancer
Well thats just rude. What did ass cancer do to deserve that? Those cells were differentiating, becoming less like him.
Yeah. Big 'okay please stop respecting me now' vibes.
see things
Yeah. The road and cars around you, if you dont have 'a driver'.
bikes not convenient
Because you need to move to move? Yeah. Also, you can take it much farther on most trails than a car.
bike less comfy than car
Uh, okay. So walk? Stay on the train?
Well, kids are mostly property here.