Misread the third panel as “Redditors don’t need to breathe and they are basically a corpse”
“It’s not hip to fuck bees”
ihaveihaveihave end of history fallacy
What was this even originally supposed to say
I don’t get it
Yeah it doesn’t seem to be working
I use Duck Duck Go
I don’t see it 😭
edit: why do you have negative karma
alligaytors
what kind of fetish is this? …Do I even want to know?
Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds ) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world , regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).
valence vs arousal meter
Top right is limp bizkit
…Is that the writing of the person who sleeps there, or their parents? I can’t decide which is worse…
I love it when artists are just massive trolls
One time I had a dream that I worked at an indoor amusement park and there was a ride called the Abortion Coaster that if you were pregnant while riding it it would give you an abortion. There was also a giant switch that controlled whether the ride was on or not, and it was illegal to turn the switch off. Donkey Kong came through completely out of nowhere, flipped the switch off, and ran away. I flipped it back on immediately afterwards (I felt sort of guilty about it though due to my Catholic upbringing).
tldr: Donkey Kong is pro life, it came to me in a dream
See also: ace ppl in het relationships, aro people in het relationships, polyamorous people in het relationships
Links to Babylon Bee articles are not fucking memes
Not to be confused with Unicorn Putin
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/97839958/Unicorn-Putin-Man
Shamelessly shilling my favorite webcomics rule
Terror Island: A comic about two roommates trying to get each other to buy groceries using increasingly zany schemes. The images are all photographed and the characters are all board game pieces. The sense of humor is often nerdy and surreal, you guys would probably really like it.
Pixel: A webcomic about sentient pixels living a computer. Often the comics have no real punchline and the humor is instead derived from how stupid the worldbuilding is. If you liked Flatland, you’ll probably like this webcomic.
These are both pretty old webcomics and if they were people, they’d be in high school by now. But they’re also really interesting and funny and I don’t want them to fall into the abyss of irrelevance. So please give them a shot! I have a feeling you guys would find them really funny.