At first glance, I thought that was some local child pageant star holding up a photo. Then, I remembered what timeline this is.

What's next, Nickleback?

#LuigiDidNothingWrong

Your son is Haley Joel Osment?

The bittersweet tears were seasoning enough for that good, honorable boy. 🙇🏽‍♂️

So... A cop?

They call themselves LEOs for a reason. Fuckin' pussy-ass wannabes. Squared, in this case.

Frankly, I was hoping someone'd ask how the 'gator was giving chase via bicycle, but maybe it was only vivid in my own mind. 😜

Fair point, though anyone scrolling through has no idea. (see: me) Might be worth it to mention in a subheading/pinned comment, when such a series is posted in unattached parts?

Just wait until you dial in your smoothing post-proc, etc. methods! Have a blast; your results're lookin' great, keep it up! 🤩🖖🏽

That's all well and good (if a bit clunky), but the first half of the joke is essential for the punchline to work... eg. "Aren't you glad I didn't say 'banana'?" is just mental to expect a laugh from without its insipid setup.

Honestly? I'm no expert and have no actionable ideas in that direction, but I certainly hope we're able to work together as a species to overcome the unchecked greed of a few parasites at the top. _{#LuigiDidNothingWrong}

After all, it's all about con$$ent, eh?

Belief doesn't even have to factor; it's a plain-as-day truth. The sooner we collectively accept this fact, the sooner we change this shit for the better. Get on board, citizen. It's better over here.

Their social feed is plaque.

How else is the South supposed to rise again, though?

Milk-pale ass and large back piece, no contest.

Sorry, "has become"?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

This is quite true. 🤓🤘🏼

Except, swap in another word instead, and the statement is still true. Logical fallacies. Memorize them, train yourself to recognize them, and maybe just maybe it'll help filter out propagandist bullshit. Maybe.