I guess we're all different, my lips definitely touched when saying one. There's got to be an outlier for everything I guess.

Well the USSR fell 34 years ago and they are being ruled by the same autocrat dictator that they first elected 25 years ago, whether he's in the presidency or pulling the strings as prime minister.

Buckle up, the bigger they are the harder they fall, and the U.S. has been the biggest of them all. Best you can do is take care of you and yours and try to build relationships with your local community, that's what I'm doing. We're going to be on our own, D.C. will leave us with nothing but still expect total obedience and tax revenue. It's going to be rough.

Just counted out loud, one....lips touched.

That's great, I hate it.

Feels bad man.

Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don't have kids so I don't need to understand it.... which is good because I don't.

We have a jewelry store in town that is by appointment only. During the day there's always a high end car parked at the back of the store but you never see anyone in there. When my buddy was getting ready to propose he tried calling to get an appointment and it went straight to voicemail with a message that said private clients only and then beeped. He left a message but never heard back. I've never met anyone who has seen anyone go in or come out of that place.

I know I'm old and I'm not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.

I wonder if glam Linux will run on Debian.

Came here thinking I'd be the odd man out by saying #2, I'm pleasantly surprised.

Wait I think you just accidentally agreed with me. If the British declared independence from Britain in order to become Americans, then it was British troops who attacked D.C. those troops were just stationed in Canada when the attack took place.

Don't forget 2020

No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.

Technically it was the British who burned the White House, but it was done in retaliation for an attack on British Canada.

And then yells "go fish".

Found the Brit!

I wanted to be a pro wrestler in my teens, I hung around with local wrestlers and did ring crew work from time to time when a show was local. Eventually they started giving me some training and let me tell you it takes a lot of athletic ability to make those moves look good without injuring the other person.

Just because the outcome is predetermined doesn't mean the lead up to the outcome isn't an athletic competition. They are competing in that ring, it's just that they are competing for a chance at a belt and earning the belt is the equivalent of a promotion in the workplace. Champions get better pay and more opportunities.

Deja vu, that's when a joke from a iteration of the matrix happens again. Just ignore it and some men in suits will be along to help you in just a moment.

<points gun at back of head>

At least have the decency to credit his mother when you quote her.