An Indian friend once explained to me about cricket that, if you follow the game, a few minutes of a batter NOT swinging at a pitch can be masterful play. The batter didn't do anything and apparently if you're into the game you're thinking "oh that's great stuff, really amazing strategy right there!"

I still don't watch cricket, or any sports really. But I thought that was interesting.

This fish was hand carved out of a moose antler. I saw it in a store in Anchorage when I was there for a friend's wedding. It was the first original art I ever bought and was pretty expensive at the time.

100%. Also cleaning the kitchen. Always cleaning the kitchen.

i stumbled across magic city hippies two years ago and still have like 10 of their songs on heavy rotation. i love their easy poolside vibe. really smooth. feels like a summer party.

what would i do

queen

corazon < seemed ridiculous at first, but really grew on me. happy energy.

always 15% regardless of service. best or worst, i don't care. im not going to judge anyone. i just want a meal and consider the 15% to be a convoluted tax for meals here in the US.

i once criticized Salvador Dali's artwork. turns out people really love that guy and i'm a moron

Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again

Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)

i remember that smell. i worked the "slime line" in a fish processing plant in Seldovia AK for a summer. basically scooping fish stuff out with a metal spoon connected to a hose for 12-14 hours. fish scales everywhere.

pulling over at a gas station to ask for directions

& optimizing emm386 & himem.sys

each day is better than the next!

there was an old ad with a kid sitting on a dock fishing, eating a bologna sandwich and singing "my bologna has a first name, its o-s-c-a-r. my bologna has a second name its m-a-y-e-r"...

nothing wrong with the commercial except it turned out to be an ear worm that would live in my head FOREVER. my brain trots it out at least once a month for no good reason. usually more.

ive never bought bologna and i'm low key mad at Oscar Mayer so maybe this counts?

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

i had one of those apple corer things you press down to cut an apple into slices and leave behind the core in a cylinder.

used it one day at work and started feeling more and more nauseated and dizzy right after eating the apple slices to the point i had to leave work and go home.

i googled it later and discovered apple seeds contain a small amount of cyanide. i guess normally if you don't chew them they pass through just fine no problem. but that apple corer thing had sliced through several seeds.

i've chewed a seed or two before without issues so maybe i got some mutant apple or something but fyi about the cyanide thing!

the sun is the biggest star in our observable solar system

so the toilet isn't #1? is it #2?

rats can't vomit

if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one

My grandmother got me some uranium because she knows I'm into reactors. I didn't have the heart to tell her she got scammed &amp; it was all depleted.

ill second that, i thought it would be a problem but decided to just endure the cold because i didnt feel like running power over to the toilet but turned out not to be a problem at all. if anything its sort of refreshing lol