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myster0n @ myster0n @feddit.nl
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Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

  • How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

    • Musk threatens to primary members of Congress who vote for Trump's megabill

  • "Look, democrats, I'm on your side again! Please buy my cars"

    • Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times

  • Good thing it wasn't a 4x100m relay.

    • What's the difference?

  • We're all gonna die unless I grow as a person

    • right: "he was a liberal." center-left: "he was a conservative." left: "ok first you gotta listen to this 91 hour podcast series about belgium"

  • Belgians: "... what?"

    • And if it's not, we got you

  • What if my next six months are my last six months?

    • Lookin around like Travolta

  • The real advice is always in the comments

    • Dutch is beautiful

  • It's more like : oopsie woopsie! The train has broken down. We're trying very hard to fix it. Maybe you'd better take a bike (or "bwike")

    • Have you tried rule?

  • what about me?

    • Truck accident unleashes 250 million honeybees in northwestern US

    • We get it, youre an accelerationist.

  • He looks here as if it's taken moments after he asks "is this the queue for people with diarrhea?"

    • say it with me, child: SYNAPSID

  • Yes, but what creature would openly admit to being related to us?

    • Pope Leo XIV declares 'I am Roman!' as he completes process to be bishop of Rome

  • Hey Nico! It's Roman, let's go bowling!

    • If you play a multiplayer game, and lose, who is the author of your defeat?

  • Lag

    • but one day...

  • Unless they bury you in those good boxes

    • The perfect way to end a day.

  • prawn and charcoal

    • 98-Year-Old WWII Vet Squishes a Tesla with a Tank

  • I get the feeling you think the tank is 98 years old.

    • HOLY SHIT IT'S A SYNTH

  • Arturia, you're such a brute!

    • just hit me with a nuk-U-lar bomb and put me out of this already

  • They painted the Saw doll

    • thoughts?

    • NoSafetySmokingFirst @sh.itjust.works
    myster0n @feddit.nl

    Bubble cotton &marsh- listen. Guns panties mellows &tilly