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lurker_supreme [he/him]

@ lurker_supreme @hexbear.net

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3 yr. ago

  • zoomers like to say “oh it’s giving this, it’s giving that” but why don’t they give themselves to The Lord?

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  • Hello I am the Lord

    GIVE YOURSELF

  • Hey buddy I cooked you some yeast

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  • Trying to grindset hustle your infection huh. Truly you have become the most wretched of commodities.

  • Minneapolis Antifa progress report- we've successfully hidden all the documents in the sewer system.

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  • Just finished installing those trip-lasers that spew toxic green gas boss. Remember to wear your special glasses or have at least 9 PERCEPTION before you enter.

  • meow

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  • No! Ms. Jingles!!! Get away from the lilies!!!

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    Kim Jong-Un - Novo General Megathread for the 8th-14th of January 2025

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  • l'origine de la publicité

  • On a first date and she did that chest tapping thing Christians do before we started eating. Or so I thought, but it took like 8 seconds to do and I think it was the Konami Code she input. Maybe she's

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  • Maybe she said "GabeN"

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    Would you still love me if I was a dinosaur with big ol' Robertsons?

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  • Gotta be honest, probably not

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    Elon doesn't look well..

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  • Where did you get this picture of me?

  • What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

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  • All you can do is make sure the PT is as comfortable as possible. You don't want to make them upset, it could be a real pain in the ass

  • Im thinking of abusing substances soon, what sort of substances should I abuse

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  • You should write a scathing review of "The Substance" (2024)

  • What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

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  • Why would anyone put a lightbulb in their ass. That is horror movie level shit.

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    [CW Racism, Misogyny] Shotgun slugs are cool

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  • @grokkk generate an image of Matt Walsh spilling Hawaiian punch on himself

  • and I'll keep doing it too

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  • Pour the oil on the salad like milk on cereal. Mmm, just like meemaw used to make. Yim yum

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    Mao Zedong - Novo General Megathread for the 25th-31st of December 2025

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  • Listening to KGATLW Murder of the Universe again. I don't know what it is about the spoken word narration in Altered Beast II but it sends shivers up my spine

    What harm could a mere mortal like you do?

    I am the golden wolf and you are caribou

    My left hand is a knife and my right is a fork

    I will pull you apart like a butcher pulls pork

  • Hey hexbear

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  • She's running on a rock stacking outdoor cat policy, and all your favorite hexbear moderators are on the campaign team

  • Trying to imrpove my art [OC]

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  • Good work, keep practicing as much as you can!

    I am a social pariah so I don't know if it's rude to recommend books, especially since you didn't say it in the post. But one book that has helped me with drawings of people is Figure Drawing: Design and Invention by Michael Hampton.

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    How do I get someone to Plurb my Bussy

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  • Write them an erotic poem. Here, you can use one of mine!

     
        
plurb the hidden depths 

of my bussy, boy. take in

the sights and the sounds.

  • You aren't safe

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  • MAY BEANIS...

    TAKE THE WORLD!!!

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    My 'natural male enhancement' pills don't work, I must look to alternatives

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  • So mote it be!