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lunar17 @ lunar17 @lemmy.world
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Do it

  • What Is Love In My Ass

    • POV: you fell asleep at the FTS button

  • You will not go to space today

    • U.S. to revoke legal status of more than a half-million migrants, urges them to self deport

  • The Department of Homeland Security said it will seek the arrest and deportation of those subject to the policy change if they fail to depart the U.S. in the next 30 days. Officials are urging migrants to use the newly repurposed CBP Home smartphone app to register for self-deportation.

    "Please use our smartphone app to register with the gestapo" isn't the cyberpunk future I wanted.

    • Parody songs that play rent free in your head?

  • Easy Mode: Amish Paradise

    Hard Mode: Shia LaBeouf

    • Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

  • Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

    • F22 - who's ass would you say looks better?

  • Awww, I was expecting a picture of a fighter jet

    • What is jury nullification and what does it mean for Luigi Mangione’s defense? | CNN

  • "Hopefulism"? I didn't know we had a slur for optimists now.

    • Checking in

    • A sex toy factory’s research and development of pleasure

  • Yes, actually

    • Hey! I may be grumpy, and bitter, and lash out at children, and trick people into neglecting God's Word but... What was that other thing you said?

  • So quick update: my friend who was homeschooled in a religious household but is now atheist thinks it is not satire. My take is that if this is satire, it's going over a lot of people's heads.

    • Instinct

  • Realizing you want to improve is the first step to growing into a better person!

    • Hey! I may be grumpy, and bitter, and lash out at children, and trick people into neglecting God's Word but... What was that other thing you said?

  • So I followed your link, found the quoted text, and and had a look around the website. I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire. Most of the links are now dead, but the ones that work seem to lead to serious sources. If it is satire, it is very high effort.

    Anyway, I'm going to share with a friend who has more personal experience with this kind of thing and get their perspective.

    • Ubuntu? Yeah, they used to tour with Journey all the time.

  • Don't leave the rest of us in suspense; should we be using APIs???

    I think the best possible response to a question like this is just to say "yes", and refuse to elaborate further.

    • Facts are facts.

  • I'm sorry, but I just wanted to say that being charged $16k for emergency medical attention doesn't sound like a mistake on your part.

    • linux rule

  • So uh... who's down for a little distro-hopping? 😉

    • NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

  • What suspect? I thought they ruled the bullet wounds were a pre-existing condition and no police coverage is warranted.

    • Crime against humanity: Why has a court found Belgium guilty of kidnapping?

  • This is actually really good news! Glad to see some reparations are being made for the horrors of the Belgian Congo.

    • Texas governor threatens to pull children’s hospital funding over doctor’s viral post

  • So happy I got out of that state. I couldn't stand the idea of my tax dollars funding this fuckhead's administration.

    • Forget "gif" vs "jif" debate. How does one pronounce "Forgejo"?

  • 4G-O, like a Star Wars droid

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    lunar17 @lemmy.world

    The world is neither fully light or dark, but shades of gray

    Valve's

    'My personal failure was being stumped': Gabe Newell says finishing Half-Life 2: Episode 3 just to conclude the story would've been 'copping out of obligation to gamers'

  • Valve is asymptotically approaching episode three. Always getting closer, but never quite reaching it.

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    Cinnamon

    Spent way too long customizing my panels, and wanted to share