This is fein

This would haunt most people I think. Except cycle paths. They are only haunted by cyclists

I know this is just a meme but I do actually know quite a few humans and might use some of them

Warum nicht beides?

Winston never saw a mountain

The thing is that I needed to learn a language but that duolingo motivated me to learn a language in the first place. It sadly never made me dig much deeper. Nothing else I've tried ever stuck. So for me it's not duolingo or learn a language seriously but duolingo or candy crush (never actually played that game but you get the point)

Das erinnert mich an das A/B testen bei duolingo, wo ich teilweise unterschiedliche Konfigurationen hatte zwischen App, mobiler und Desktop Version

Is this about the anomaly of water? I vaguely remember it from school

"It's all you can eat until you bite into the table, then it's what's wrong with you. Hypercriticals."

I get the waffle vs pancake debate but who doesn't like ice cream?

They can't just filter this out or something?

I have seen it before and I still laughed out again. And will do next time.

No, fucking moron spoke Frnch

That's why it's written danguer

Besser eingetischt als aufgetischt hat meine Mamma immer gesagt

(Kontext: sie hat das nie gesagt)

Maybe insects turning from larvae to imago is a better metaphor

Eindeutig blau schwarz

I mean I had an existential crisis if I were to wear this hat and I'm not even a dog

So you don't like photos, right? Right?

Darum les ich lieber angelsächsische Bücher: wenn ich da ein wort nicht kenne, schäme ich mich weniger als bei einem deutschen Buch