Fancy papal couches that were unfuckable.
I'm stockpiling 10mm sockets. I shall rule in the wastelands.
You have to use the API and scripts.
Oooh, bring slashdot back too.
- Media changes too much because of enshitification.
Regular users are not the problem, for the most part, assuming decent moderation.
You underestimate my ability to find and download new music to my player. It's not that I can't, it's just that I forget to.
Hi-fi audio recorders with builtin microphones. As a bass player, I deeply resent phone mics and speakers.
Pickles and spaghetti
Pączki Day, everyone needs a donut.
Freshness matters.
States don't pay taxes -- people do. *
*And corporations.
I'm still going to get juice all over you.
Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.
Let someone curate your news for you and don't doomscroll. I suggest PBS Newshour or one of the three major broadcast news programs.
Corollary: I don't care about the results when dumb people are polled.
Audio modem. I think I have one in the bottom of my spare cables box.
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.
They're going after people who plant trees...
It's kind of a surprise
Welcome back. I have some jobs for you
u/kometes is permanently banned from r/funny
I downloaded my entire reddit activity and have been going through it slowly, changing all my comments to links back to themselves. Today I got this:
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