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Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
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Teen ODs and died after UnitedHealthcare ‘denies addiction treatment’: lawsuit

  • It's the same form letter they send every denial. This isn't the first time they've denied care, this time it happened to be kid from a family that can afford to sue.

    • What is your favorite way to Jazz up cheap ramen?

  • Do you have a recipe? Not all of us are gourmet shefs here

    • Decision looming for Trump administration on first PFAS drinking water limits

  • Ban everyone from talking about pfas?

    • 😂 rule

  • [Insert horrifically racist statement here] 😂😂😂😂

    • Ice cubes are water in slow release form.

  • Not if you drop em in hot oil

    • Gaza on brink of catastrophe as aid runs out and prices soar, groups warn

  • It's not a catastrophe now?

    • Asking the important questions

  • You'll just be giving your cat more surfaces to touch with it's butthole.

    • Somebody had an adventure

  • Was your cat sneaking through Pripyat to assassinate someone?

    • One solution to the problem, you mean

  • Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here

    • A four-year-old child died at an exhibition of captured equipment in Komsomolsk-on-Amur, Russia. He was hit by the hatch of an M113 APC.

  • Just don't tell them it's all our old stuff

    • What is your favourite colour?

  • Blurple

    • "Philly cheesesteak" fries

  • Good Lord you're right. That is an absolute travesty.

    • "Philly cheesesteak" fries

  • Those are just "Philly steak fries". Where's the cheese? Those look drier than my sex life.

    • Always cracks me up

  • Good news! It's a suppository!

    • I LOVE POTATO SALAD

  • Sorry, she says pepper is too spicy

    • 13 lbs 6kg cat was prescribed 200mg gaba the night before and two hours before vet visit. Is this too much?

  • You haven't said what your cat was prescribed, so I can only assume it was hammers. Now, I am not a vet but I can say you should never ever give your cat hammers. Even only 200mg.

    • What are the odds that my daughter's socks drawer contains exclusively single socks? Over 20 socks but not a single pair

  • Pretty high if she did that on purpose

    • Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

  • Imagine the right wing uproar if a Biden had a brothel put in the Whitehouse

    • Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

  • Kind of surprised it wasn't JD to be honest

    • Sanders says Arkansas in 'dire need of federal assistance,' but Trump says no - Arkansas Times

  • What?! That thing I voted for is happening??

    • cats @lemmy.world
    Mayor Poopington @lemmy.world

    Hes so photogenic