Hell yea.
Also my cat would definitely text me back. She'd be texting me all the time stupid shit, just to get my attention. If I wasn't home she'd text me asking if she can have treats.
I could say that verbatim in my most pointless meetings and most people would be nodding aggressively in blind agreement and smiling like their teeth are trying to escape.
Dude I used to know a guy in his 30s that ate this way his whole life. Breaded chicken + fried potatoes of some sort + vanilla ice cream. No idea how he's doing now but he's gotta be feeling the effects his 40s.
Yep - the stickers too.