Almost as if Harris and the DNC should have tried harder, and the dumbasses who stayed home should have held their noses and voted.

I have a trick to help along hesitant logs. First, you get some toilet paper over your fingers, then you press in at the soft spot right past the end of the tailbone. The sweet spot seems to be about half way between the tailbone and the bhole. Do it right and the log just glides right out with practically no effort and no pain.

I think it was South Park that broke him.

The laundromats and carwashes don't seem that strange. My home "city" of not even half a million people has 20 laundromats I could find on Google Maps and more carwashes than would seem reasonable. I don't know what's a reasonable number of furniture and mattress stores because one big place sucks up most of that business, but even with that, we've got at least a dozen different places to get mattresses.

When we send our media, we're not sending our best. :(

I thought it was because rubber man funny.

Gonna use my PIN number to get a bit of cash from the ATM machine.

I just looked that up, and... TIL where that sound clip came from.

How about "Witch, watch, the ding dong's dead" instead?

I never used it to begin with. It was always some old-timey gesture I only ever saw in media. The first time I did see it in person, it was used in a "Made you look and now I get to slap you upside the head" sort of game.

That looks like cilantro on the tacos, so I'll save...the painting behind Vance. I'm sure he'd thank me for that.

I recently bought some stuff online from Penzeys, specifically because of the anti-maga stuff.

You could attach pretty much any heinous act imaginable to a private equity executive and my reaction would always be the same: "Yeah, that tracks."

Private equity firms are a parasitic scheme that needs to be abolished and banned.

Sounds like a moron who needs to be primaried.

Instead of arguing and hair-splitting over exactly how evil this is, how about we just agree on the simple answer of "Yep, that's some evil shit" and focus the discussion more on what to do about it?

Thunderf00t was paying attention, but I can't think of too many others.

LET ME SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!

I don't want to wait until he's in a box. I want him to leave politics now.

Is it really a strawman when we see actual headlines about public figures acting this way?

I guess melodramatic sarcasm isn't for everyone. I got a nice little chuckle out of it.