I got one from "Lily" with the same script

Fuck yeah! I'm rocking Flash 8 still

I'm pretty sure that there are spending caps on election ads once the writ is dropped, so this shouldn't come as a surprise since the CPC has been going full tilt for at least a year.

This is a lot to unpack.

Lana Longbeard is great if you are looking for an Adventure Time-esque cartoon

Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

the Bacon Centre of Excellence

I'm sorry, but what.

"Women in China" ≠ One user on the Chinese social media platform Xiaohongshu

You're asking for more than we can give.

Now now, no need to be alam.

This isn't even the first time Klein has claimed this in an election campaign: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/mayoral-candidates-vying-indigenous-mayor-cree-metis-1.6617281

Are you me? lol

A friend recently told me something that has really helped:

• We will all die one day and things will keep chugging along; accept it.
• Do not jeopardize your personal well being nor that of the people who matter to you; you're boss won't remember all the late nights, but you loved ones will.
• Keeping with that: be picky with your time. Chose and accept work which you bring unique value to. If someone else can do it, let them, and if the work must get done, then someone will do it.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old phones stay hydrated.

Absolute shambles, yowch.

Definitely! There is almost always more to these type of stories, but most people just want an excuse to be outraged.

Where's the beef?!

Someone check on Tiff.

This Lemmite cleans blood.

Old enough to get a fucking job