I agree with speaking with your actions here, but at the same time, this seems like some weirdly unnecessary gatekeeping.

This isn’t boomer humor, it’s highlighting a misogynistic practice by flipping gender roles - pretty non-boomer imo.

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

That you, Mr. Lahey?

I’ll do it again

lmao even the wii guy looks like the canister

I’ve tried several, and just can’t get into them.

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

The “murder” portion is too small.

Ow my testicles!

Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)

I like your style

Hi yes where can one purchase this phenomenal book?

What’s wrong babe? You never wear those jippers I bought you.

Twitter is the worst social media app for _LGBTQ+ people.

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

Guess it’s upper case then.

Nope - Finland is #1 coffee consumer. By a lot.

Bribe? I thought they called it lobbying in the US?