She also did it all Church like. She knew she wasn't in a concert listening to the Devil's music.

I know that tone of "Let's talk."

Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

Either way you got your message across.

Thank you. Joined.

I fostered a cat. When I gave him catnip, I saw his pupils expand and he started jumping around from furniture tp furniture.

I have fostered like 6 cats and volunteered at an animal shelter. I have never seen that reaction before.

We found the cat a good hone. The new pet parent sent us pictures. Cat seemed happy.

I'd join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.

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The rubbing of shoulders is mimicked by priests to altar servers to this day. They were copying Jesus.

How the turntables.

Mr. Burns is poor and Spongebob can afford both paper towels and a bodyguard.

And since you don't update infrastructure, the table was transported by Transcontinental Railroad built by the workers we sent over. almost 175 years ago.

This is where flying squirrels come from.

"Why don't you walk to where you're going, you damn dirty ape?"

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

So I start helping him look for it...

After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

He thought I was fucking with him.

I wasn't. I just had a brain fart moment.

Maybe it was the weed.

Damn, Disney hasn't went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.

Didn't know this. Thanks for the info.

There will be fake post created by fake greentext generators.

I would really love an AI feature where the only model used is /b/. Lol.

Thank you for posting. This my main news source. This post is exactly how I found out. I confirmed with Wikipedia.

This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.

Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.