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  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 9th October to 15th October)

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  • Wednesday dude needs to chill tf out. You can grab people, but if you end up hurting people, then just chill. Good lord!

    This week seemed to end a lot more better than last time, so hurrah for that! And party girl might be coming back in the mix, so who knows where that'll take you!

    My heart broke for power bottom dude - he seems so sweet, but at the same time, you got to go with how you're feeling. Hopefully he doesn't feel like he's been strung along - if he's catching feelings and you aren't, then it's probably best to have a conversation (I've been on the receiving end of this many times, and while these conversations suck, it ripping off that band aid sooner rather than later helps with the healing process).

    Lots of very promising experiences, I hope something blossoms from it!

    Oh, and the Monday grinder bro - poor dude. I'm so glad you let him have his moment lol

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • Haha it might just be!

    Thanks for the compliment!!!

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  • Sounds like a lot of self reflection happened this week. Good luck with the changes in your life! Fuck anyone who shames you, they’re not worth your time 🙂

    Thank you, and exactly! When I was in my twenties, this stuff used to hurt me much more. I'm not sure if it's age or experience, but I'm giving less fucks about things as I get older. The world isn't going to collapse because my x isn't y or whatever. Especially dating - I'm more interested in someone liking me for the nerdy self that I am rather than any sexual prowess. That was the penny-dropping moment that really made me seal the deal and make these changes in my life.

    I have always found it strange how women can shame penis size. We’re constantly judged ourselves for never being perfect enough, you’d think there’d be a bit more empathy.

    Honestly it's both men and women. It's society - the same one that shames women for having "too many" sexual encounters (???) and men for not having enough. It's all a load of bollocks to be honest, and I'm glad I'm a place mentally to not give it much mind.

    It’s easier though, when the red flags are shown up front, so you know to walk away before making any serious time investment. Just don’t take it to heart, because it’s a reflection of them, not you.

    Could not have said it better myself!!

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  • I personally enjoy sex only when I feel connected to my partner, and I’m not sure I could feel that way with an escort who is being paid for their time.

    Yeah, and this was a big part of it. I remember reading/watching someone describing sleeping with escorts/prostitutes as drinking saltwater in that you think you feel refreshed, but are constantly thirsty. I think that's a great analogy, except for the fact that my sexual needs were and are met tbh. It's just my emotional/relationship needs aren't being met, and no escort could deliver that tbh.

    If you ever want someone to chat with, msg me any time :-)

    Thanks dude, you've been really nice and helpful since I've met you. Who knows, I may end up just reaching out just to say hi :)

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  • So I finally got round to getting laid.

    If folks check my post history, you would know that I go to an escort for sex. And as usual, I did go to the same escort for sex, but this time around something felt a little bit different. I wouldn't say I didn't enjoy the sex.

    But at the same time I kind of realised that sitting around outside - but not loitering around her place to make it obvious that I was a client, waiting around for said escort to get ready (and I was on time - this is usual for this escort), getting in, having a shower, seeing her getting ready too, and then having the act of sex as well as half an hour of naked chit-chat while she smoked and talked about her heart condition... it really wasn't where I saw my life going in terms of sex and relationships.

    I think a large part is compounded by the fact that I have a new house (yes, I'm still banging on about this) and I'm learning to do so much stuff on my own. Next month I'll be 35 years old, and yet in so many ways I feel like such a child in terms of learning to look after myself. I'm not going to go into too much, but I have some complicated feelings about the way my parents supported me the past 10 years.

    That afternoon, I sent my escort a text saying that I think I'm ready for a relationship and because of that, I'm very much going to stop seeing her from now on. Of course she texts back that she's available for support etc etc, but I deleted her number as well as other numbers of escorts I've considered and/or tried.

    I remember the first time I had sex (with an escort - you can read that here: https://lemmynsfw.com/comment/2017322), I remember feeling super down about my penis size (again, I've talked about that my feelings towards small penis shaming: https://lemmynsfw.com/comment/749462). Now that I'm getting older and I have more experience, I've definitely stopped caring. It also helps that the lovely people on lemmynsfw are incredibly supportive, which helps a ton. In a nutshell, I'm feeling better about myself and my body than I was a few years ago.

    So yeah, I feel like I'm reaching a point in my life. Not sure what I can call it, but it's definitely a change.

    Oh, and I made two posts on the /c/cocks community:

    The first one was because I was super horny, and the second I posted last night was to remind me to make this thread lol.

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • Thank you very much! I didn't measure, but it did seem to be a few inches.

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • Hahaha thank you!

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • Yup, I think you could! It does spit, but no venom ;)

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    It's mine and I like it!

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  • An absolutely magnificent cock, if I say so myself!

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    Starting the day off right

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  • Thank you very much, and yes the flute joke was genius!

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    Feeling nice and relaxed

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  • Yessir 🫡

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    Feeling nice and relaxed

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  • Holy fuck, what a tasty dong!

    Dude, no wonder why you get so much action! And you’re not even hard!!!

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    Starting the day off right

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  • 😂 love it!! Why didn’t I think of that!?!??

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    Starting the day off right

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  • Nice to see you too! 😀

    That would be much appreciated 🙏🙏🙏

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    What was your first time like?

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  • Someone had an amazing time!

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    What was your first time like?

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  • I remember you saying about a fwb in another thread - was that the same fwb? I’m glad you had that choice, and I’m so glad to hear that you guys are still close. Incredibly wholesome!

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    What was your first time like?

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  • This is such a cool and sweet story! I’m so glad things worked out for you!

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  • Thank you! Thank you!

    I can now add to my CV that I made a man laugh, cry, and pop a boner at the same time.

    Try beating that one, future candidates of checks notes software developers 😎😎😎😎

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    What was your first time like?

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  • So I'll be completely honest - my first time was with an escort. If you want to read the story about my virginity hijinx, then read on ahead. Otherwise, you are more than welcome to skip and/or pass judgement at me.

    It was proper shady too - the lady looked nothing like her online profile (she looks like a fat old woman, and her profile seems to suggest she is in her 20s), and I didn't realise I could walk away. That, and at this point I was 31 and desperate to get laid. I pay this lady for 1 hour of her time - please stick a mental pin in it.

    So I go into the room she wants me to go into. It is dark af. At this point I'm like "huh, this is how I die. Never could've forseen this"

    Then the escort with a thick Russian accent told me to take my clothes off. I was so nervous, I stupidly said "all of it??" as if I can have sex in my boxer shorts. Of course she told me to take off the boxer shorts too.

    So I'm standing up, butt naked and she's fiddling my todger like she's trying to crack a safe. This isn't going so well.

    Next thing, I'm instructed to be on all fours on the bed, bum facing her. She then proceeds to give me a blowjob. A bit weird, but whatever - I'm getting my dick sucked. todaywasagoodday.mp3

    Next thing I know, this weird, moist feeling occurs around my butthole. Oh my god. THIS LADY IS RIMMING ME. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS, LIKE AT ALL!!

    It felt so weird to have my salad tossed, but honestly it was fucking amazing. This is turning out to be one hell of a first time experience!!

    She then tells me to lie down, and then says we are having sex. FINALLY!! What I came here to do! But then she asks me quite possibly the worst question I could hear from an escort.

    "Condom or raw?"

    I literally blanked for a moment because I was like "wait, no, that's illegal" until my dumb-dumb brain made me realise no, that shit isn't illegal, and not only that, but many other guys have diddled her raw and have been spreading god-knows-what.

    Since at this point I'm so close to getting laid, I just say "condom" and she puts on a condom and then fucking sits on my dick.

    It had got to be the weirdest sensation. I didn't know what to expect, and I was already a bit conflicted, so my dick may not have been as hard as I was expecting, but it just felt like a space station entering the vast cosmos of space. I felt like my member was so insignificant in comparison to the lady. If anything, I probably walked away thinking my dick was microscopic.

    Eventually I start thrusting up (I am a spaceman wanting to explore the cosmos, after all). At this point she is clearly fed up with me thrusting into her and tells me to go missionary.

    So I go missionary. All I can say is if there was anyone watching through some secret camera or something, I am so sorry. What you saw was a man flopping around like a fish out of water. I now know sex isn't exactly dignified, but holy crap that could not look less dignified.

    And then I came, the escort told me my time was up and that I needed to shower. Did the shower and left. Checked my watch, and I had only been there for 15 mins.

    For those who care about my sex life, I have visited escorts - or should I say I've visited one escort that I immensely trust for over a year now. Admittedly, life has been exciting where dating, sex, and escorts are no longer playing the big part, but I'm sure pretty soon it will.

    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.