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  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 16th October to 22nd October)

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  • I'm glad someone has mentioned wanking in the context of helping get some sleep. I thought it was just me!!

  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 16th October to 22nd October)

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  • Hey! Sorry for the long delay in responding! It's been a busy last week and current week!

    It seems like last week was the week of abstinence for a lot of us! 🤣

    Of course, I pledged to quit using escorts/sex workers for sex. As promised, I've done just that!

    I've signed up to Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. The only women who have matched with me are basically cryptoscammers from Singapore.

    I did choose to open myself up to being matched with males for the sake of seeing if my account was being hidden by the algorithms. Considering I was flooded with male matches, I'm not being hidden - women just keep swiping left every time they see me 🥲

    I'm sure I need to take a deeper look at my profile to make sure I haven't said anything offputting or not having too many selfies (very guilty of the latter - I feel like guys just don't ask their friends to take pictures of them near landmarks and shit).

    So all in all, no hanky-pany, and no dates. Boo!

    I did go to a charity event and saw lots of old friends, so that was awesome! Not so awesome? Getting the flu. This is why I've taken so long to respond to this thread, so my deepest apologies.

    Going back to sex workers/escorting - I'm not going to lie, I do have a deep hankering to go back to the escort and have some fun, but I do realise that's the lizard part of my brain that enjoys having sex on a tap. I also know it's not good to have that expectation of women (even women in sex work) that are ready to have sex on my beck and call.

    It is hard trying to challenge that lizard brain that wants nookie, but I also have to realise that the reason why I'm leaving it behind was the realisation that there are a lot of ethical issues around sex work - the escort I frequented accidentally admitted that there are times she doesn't want to have sex, but effectively "encourages" herself to go through with it as she needs the money.

    Now that sounds a lot like coercion to me - and it's not the relationship dynamic that I want from anyone. So it's just another week of putting a lid on it.

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    NGL, feeling extremely sexy and horny right now 😎

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  • Sadly no! I got lost in the sauce, and before you know it I was done for.

    Still, a very pleasurable and memorable moment for me 😁

    EDIT: I've heard great things about Tenga, but sadly a lot of them broke for me. I'm not really into the vagina looking Fleshlights, as they make me feel like Ted Bundy...

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    NGL, feeling extremely sexy and horny right now 😎

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  • I actually ended up having a grand ol' wank in my Fleshlight!

    Thank goodness those toys exist, man!

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    NGL, feeling extremely sexy and horny right now 😎

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  • Thank you for your support, as always!

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    NGL, feeling extremely sexy and horny right now 😎

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  • Very, very true!

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    From below

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  • Very nice!

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    What if you are with me and say No pulling out

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  • Glad to see someone saw it as funny 😁

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    I need song recs. I like hip hop [oc]

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  • 😥

    Well I put it in my list just for completeness sakes, but yes I don't really listen to Ja Rule.

    On the other hand, I don't think I'd care if anyone did listen to Ja Rule or any other artist, tbh.

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    What if you are with me and say No pulling out

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  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 9th October to 15th October)

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  • The Maddie romcom continues!!

    It sounds like a lot of fun, but also a very controlled and stable relationship too! So glad to hear it!

    And don't feel bad about scissoring - I didn't think doggystyle existed out of porn until I tried it. In my head I thought I looked like a pornstar, but the reflection in the mirror looked like someone who was attempting to move a box across the room by thrusting his hips at it. Astronomically shameful display, truth be told 🤣🤣🤣

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    I need song recs. I like hip hop [oc]

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  • Oh man, do I have reccs!! It really does depend on the genre of hip hop, though

    • Kendrick Lamar
    • J Cole
    • 2Pac
    • Dr Dre
    • Snoop Dogg
    • Ice Cube
    • Kurupt
    • MC Ren
    • MC Eiht
    • Too $hort
    • DJ Quik
    • Warren G
    • Luniz
    • Nate Dogg
    • Xzibit
    • 50 Cent (his first album is pretty neat. The other ones though)
    • Notorious BIG
    • Mobb Deep
    • Nas
    • Wu Tang Clan
    • Big Pun
    • Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
    • A Tribe Called Quest
    • De La Soul
    • The Pharcyde
    • Mos Def
    • Digable Planets
    • Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth
    • Souls of Mischief
    • J Dilla
    • Common
    • Slum Village
    • Busta Rhymes
    • Redman
    • Ol' Dirty Bastard
    • DMX
    • Naughty By Nature
    • Jadakiss
    • Ludacris
    • Ja Rule (apparently a contentious choice to put in my list. Oh well)
    • I did hesitate to put this artist on the list, but Kanye West - especially Graduation and before. Albums afterwards are... debatable.
    • Joe Budden

    And a few songs you may not heard of

    (I would add more, but work has started :'( )

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • I remember absolutely loving all the different styles of shitake mushrooms - from the tiny thin ones to the really lovely and pretty umbrella style shitake mushrooms! I haven't had much time, but I was thinking of whipping up a stir fry with them at some point.

    But then again, I do miss the nuttiness of chestnut mushrooms... GAH! SO MUCH CHOICE!! Why did I have to stumble on the netflix of vegetables?!??!??

  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 9th October to 15th October)

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  • Sounds like an ace plan!

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    Really excited today

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  • I remember reading how it was very common for penises to be curved or slightly slanted. I can't remember why, but I would imagine it's something to do with the tissue holding all the blood.

    The human body is amazing, is what I'm trying to say! 😅

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    Really excited today

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  • Really putting his back into it with that arch!

    Nice cock!

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    Call me a snake-charmer

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  • I never even thought about that!

    Fun fact, ar first I thought you were talking about the food mushrooms, and I was going to nerd out about shitake mushrooms… 🫣😂🤣

  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 9th October to 15th October)

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  • Thank you for the support! And I definitely will at some point!

  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week? (from 9th October to 15th October)

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  • As someone who posted to /c/cocks twice, I’m glad to have been part of the crew to help get you off! 🫡