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  • What old person thing do you do now that you wouldn't have guessed you'd do when you were younger?

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  • Pay attention to politics. It used to bore/irritate me when I was a kid and something about politics came on the TV. Now it just irritates me.

  • What old person thing do you do now that you wouldn't have guessed you'd do when you were younger?

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  • Random noises when sitting!

  • 2026-02-27

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  • See, when I say I don't have any friends, nobody ever thinks of this. They just assume the problem was me!

  • Game over

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  • Complaining will not keep future leaves at Bay.

  • Living in western society

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  • On the plus side, most of us will be dead in 100 years, so it we won't have to deal with it anymore.

  • Class Participation

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  • Well, that was pointless.

  • Church and Pooper

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  • Go to church one time, fine. But take one dump ... !

  • How two directors fought back when their film was stolen

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  • German only?! Well, that's just linguist!

  • 'Back To The Future' Actor Crispin Glover Sued for Battery

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  • But he always seemed like such a stable fella ...

  • Disgraced Andrew insists royal staff call him 'sir' and fetch beer

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  • "Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

  • This apartment complex has an indoor balcony

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  • Smoke alarms are a bitch when there's a BBQ, but other than that ...

  • Tim Cook Warned by CIA That China Could Move on Taiwan by 2027

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  • 2023: CIA says China could attack Taiwan by 2027.

    Seems kinda vague and pointless as prophecies go.

  • What are some things about the past people get wrong today?

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  • I wonder if holy water ever gets swapped out? How many hands and babies have been dunked before it's changed?

  • Word up

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  • "Hey! That guy's wearing a big dress on each leg!"

  • this guy has one spare arm

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  • It's for fisting.

  • Urine tests confirm alcohol consumption in wild African chimps

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  • Like they aren't dangerous enough.

    And how does one collect wild chimp urine? "Here, Bobo! In the cup! In the cup, boy! No, not on your sister! In the cup!"

  • Earbud question: Does anyone actually like to silicone tipped earbuds over the solid plastic ones?

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  • I'd sooner have someone piss in my ear than wear solid ones. They hurt and don't stay in.

  • oh no

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  • Fart vibrations shook the camera.

  • Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid’

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  • Oddly enough, I believe nothing Hernandez said.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    finallymadeanaccount @lemmy.world

    How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?