
The network went dark at 4am this morning, cutting off millions and throwing hospitals and rail networks into chaos. Here’s what we know.

Not necessarily in this timeline. Each time I think this is the worst that can happen, he hands someone his beer 😕
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US media isn't exactly giving them a lot of attention. Maybe coz they aren't breaking and burning and looting and wiping their poo everywhere. If Bernie has an "accident" and AOC and Booker are deported for being brown, that'll be the end of those protests.
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Elon to start handing out "winner" cheques only after his favourite wins next time. Or he'll be offering 5mil cheques for the next one he wants elected. The man isn't short of money, these amounts are rounding errors for him.
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If you listen to the lyrics of Born in the USA (or Glory Days for that matter), they don't actually say good things about America. The first describes someone returning from the Vietnam war, and comes back to a dead end existence. The second is about people who peaked in high school. Tho apt in both cases, I don't think that's the message they would want to be putting out there, even if Springsteen allowed them to be used as MAGA anthems.
They are perfect MAGA anthems tho 😉
Yep. They'll demand loyalty from you, but not return it. The second a new CEO arrives, they'll want to show improvements on the bottom line. Fastest way to "save" money is to sack some people.
Unless you're in sales, you are a line item in a cost centre. Your salary is a dollar value they can save if they get rid of you.
HR exists to protect the org, not the individual people in it.
If you're looking for loyalty, get a dog.
His certainly was.
It was just in case 😉
Personally I think he'll try and extend term lengths too.
There won't be any other presidents, just successors
Bold of you to assume there'd be more elections...
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Or, "maybe if I shoot myself in the other foot, it'll be better this time"
Never mind. The conservative replacement will eventually turn out to be as bad or maybe even worse... Plus they'll probably turn into a leopard and eat your face. Plenty to base your new personality on.
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Orcs and Norcs?
"We didn't vote for Felon. Wait, ok, not that Felon"
This is all going to plan. More sick people * more demand = more $$$ for big pharma.
Oh well. Too late now. In 2 months they'll be in the Find Out part. For at least the next 4 years.
Gina Rhinehart has entered the chat...
Maybe that's what the shooter wants us to think... 🤔
I wonder what they would be saying if they'd been allowed to weaken encryption and back-door the fuck out of everything before the Salt Typhoon folks got involved.
Optus outage: What caused the major network failure?
The network went dark at 4am this morning, cutting off millions and throwing hospitals and rail networks into chaos. Here’s what we know.
TL;DR Why is it always the routers?