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Could someone with talent take that Kanye cousin song and mash it up with Sweet Home Alabama? I'll be your friend!

Sorry, my bad, I was trying to charge my phone.

I don't know how they broke in
Probably just threw a baseball at it.

Yeah and explain Jurassic Park! Like seriously, explain that movie to me.

But was she a shitty pop star?

You can trick those AI image detectors by slightly lowering the image quality.

HADOUKEN!

Wicked, now we can fat shame bears instead of each other.

The pope's wife was Jesus.

That doom box they're selling is fucking ridiculous, $666 for doom 1 and 2, some cards a Tamagotchi that runs doom, a cassette tape and a box that runs doom... Like $300 would be too much for that.

A social media website.

It's raining men in a dark dystopian brutalist style. Keep the lyrics the same and just make it sound as literal and depressing as possible.

A website.

Budapest? More like Budasesh!

You are 200% ok in my books!

Same, I like this group of people on Lemmy, I've had interactions on here that have made me feel good about myself and quite often the reason I'm smiling.
I don't know y'all, but I'm glad y'all are here.

That's why I like my medical cannabis, I get the same strain consistently so I know exactly how it's going to affect me.

I like them odds.

What's the probability of that?

Who remembers this gangster!


WA Salvage: We're not fancy, But we're cheap!
Also my life motto.

Get in your car!
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My cheap Temu drone says it's ok to invade someone's privacy.


I just have to be adequately insured first.

Put the correct amount of salt on!
Hey fast food workers who work the fries, I don't give a fuck if you hate salt, put the correct damn amount of salt on my fries, I don't want to taste the concept of having salt on my fries! No, I want my fries to remove all liquid from my mouth so I can guzzle down my flavoured sugar water!
You're not making me healthier by lowering my salt intake, it's fast food! I took all the veg off my burger and doubled the cheese! Now give me my salty chips god damn you!

People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

It's over can of beans, I have the high ground.



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Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Issac
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Not relevant to anything happening right now, just a cool song.