Unless you're a Bishop, of course.

some random mfs with 400TB of hoarded YouTube videos will emerge out of hiding

I think a crappy designer is a more plausible reason than a designer with a vendetta against contractions.

If you still saw Spiderman, I've got news for you...

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

Extroverts gonna have a feast.

I just unlocked a core memory.

If the shooter hits the target, then that's not Trump.

Ironically, the FMHY wiki is 10000x better than the /r/piracy megathread.

....oh.

Turns out I'm blind.

You could also point them to PieFed or Mbin if they'd still like to avoid the software.

Ah, so that's what zerobytes.monster is?

@blaze@lemmy.dbzer0.com decided that he doesn't need his alt accounts anymore.

!anarchychess@sopuli.xyz has breached containment.

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HELL YEAH! Finally!

Could you inform me of the servers that use these methods? I knew they existed, but I lack information on which instances employ them.

I knew that, but didn't feel the need to include that because that is far from the norm. I still feel like my original message is pretty good and friendly; we could make slight modifications.

Hey there! To hop onto this server, we just need you to answer a few questions. Don’t worry, an admin will check them out before giving you the green light! This little step helps us make sure you’re a real human and not a bot. You aren't a bot, are you? 🤨

It's a longer message, but much more casual and friendly.

Yikes, the fun is over now. This has escalated too much.

There's no way to revert the warning, at least without forking the app. Also, I'd expect most people to accept the idea applications once you tell the purpose (to fight bots).