I sit down next to a guy on the train.
ME: Loads of cycle paths around here.
HIM: Really?
ME: Loads, mate.
HIM: How'd you know?
ME: There’s signs, aren’t there?
HIM: I guess?
ME: I love them.
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
When we reach my stop, I get off the train with my bike. As I leave, I notice the guy suddenly looks relieved. As I walk away he looks at me like I was a random crazy psychopath on the train, then it finally hit me.
Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her
Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her
Excellent. chef’s kiss
Oh yeah smart guy? Why is it pronounced NUDES then? Huh ?
What’s crazy is that when those first firms were threatened, instead of other firms coming to their aid and standing together against this breach, they instead tried to steal their clients.
It’s going to be very clear 5-20 years from now what a mistake it is for these colleges to crumble to trump’s demands
They can, but choose not to
Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF
I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema
Well crap. This is clearly a much better use of helium than say, MRI machines.
This is real
Tenacious KG did nothing wrong!
Let's gooooooo.
Cm0002?
Basically this
Worst quarter since 2022……so far!
Holy crap his eyes, is he on speed? lol
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glares in the general direction of the White House
Options expire Friday.