You’re right. Sorry for getting my post-7pm arithmetic skills on you. However, my point still stands. ‘Close’ is not ‘conforming’ to the standard.
I didn’t know Euro and Farad were related :O
I’m using my old Nokia to this day. And why? Because “suddenly being stopped even after a few feet” wasn’t “difficult to mitigate” for Nokia. In the last 15 years this thing must have survived more than 100 drops, sometimes down a staircase. When I pick up the back cover, the battery and the SIM card, it’s as good as new.
You transport the dishes, sure, but do you eat from them while standing? I was specifically referring to handheld devices.
Uh, not really what planned obsolescence is.
You’re right, but I couldn’t think of a short term for this. I found ‘bad’ design too broad, and it’s not ‘hostile’ design either.
I’m German. If the pages are a comfortable size, why does no publisher ever use A5 or A4 paper? To quote an answer I gave to another comment here:
Let’s check. I grabbed four random German books from my bookshelf. If you’re right, the pages should either be roughly 30cm×21cm (A4) or
15cm×10.5cm[Edit: 21cm × 15cm] (A5).Book 1: 18cm × 11.5; book 2: 19cm×12.5cm; book 3: 20.5cm × 12.5cm; book 4: 24cm × 17cm. None of those conform to the standard.
Another hint that the paper format is weird is that scientific papers on A4 are always either printed in two columns or use the ninths rule for margins, i.e. 1/9 of margin on the inner and upper edges and 2/9 of margin on the outer and bottom edges, essentially throwing away almost half of the page (I’ll admit there are more economic recommendations of 1/11 or 1/13). This is to make the columns narrower to get closer to the target of 60–80 characters per line. Note also that this makes the ‘usable’ area approximately 20cm long, which is much closer to the American’s ‘Legal’ format (216mm).
almost all consumer printers are for a4.
I never said A4 wasn’t the standard. I said it’s not a good one.
books in a4 size actually consist of a3 sheets bound together in the middle. (same with other sized books)
Let’s check. I grabbed four random German books from my bookshelf. If you’re right, the pages should either be roughly 30cm×21cm (A4) or 15cm×10.5cm [Edit: 21cm × 15cm] (A5).
Book 1: 18cm × 11.5; book 2: 19cm×12.5cm; book 3: 20.5cm × 12.5cm; book 4: 24cm × 17cm. None of those conform to the standard.
To be fair, A4 yields unwieldy pages that are too long to comfortably read. And when do you ever need the feature to fold an A4 sheet into A5?
Thank you very much for your kind words, my dear sir.

If a handheld device cannot withstand being dropped, it’s planned obsolescence

Good luck finding any nontrivial law that applies to each and every instance of a human construct. “Money can be exchanged for goods and services” until you show up at a store with 10 kilograms of 1-cent coins. A single violation (or even many) don’t mean the underlying law (or rule or principle or guideline or whatever ‘less strict’ version you want to call it) is bad.
Newton’s gravity is wrong. There’s no arguing about that. But still every middle-schooler around the world learns it because it is ‘good enough’ in all but extraordinarily special cases.
I used to have trust in the peer review process, thinking this is why it takes months or years for a paper to get published. Are you telling me it’s not real?
It also starts disappearing from Amazon around season 3… if we’re talking Lower Decks.
After watching Lower Decks for 3 seasons and going back to TOS, I’m thinking about watching some of the middle entries. What are some of the meaningful differences between them. In other words: What should I watch?
Sadly, I cannot remember which YouTube video featured this: But a guy basically speedran the description of how to solve a quadratic equation the Babylonian way, that is, drawing squares and circles and shit. It took quite a while for him just to list the steps. All that disappears once you learn the formula with the bad, scary letters.
And we thought boomers reading shit off Facebook was bad. Now they have AI feeding it to them.
Eine wissenschaftliche Umfrage war nicht zu erwarten. Aber selbst Hans-Günther hätte doch auffallen müssen, wie dämlich
Forderung zur Rücknahme des Verbots
formuliert ist…
Why the fuck would they name it PRISM?
That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.
Where do these random medieval drawings come from? And who finds them?

I like it when you don’t even need to click the search result to get the answer



ich👪iel


Maimai-Transkription (“Is this a pigeon?”):
Ein Heranwachsender, betitelt „Eltern”, zeigt auf einen Schmetterling, betitelt „Kind, das 10 Minuten lang nicht an Brei erstickt” und fragt: „Ist das Hochbegabung?”

Very few people have ever witnessed the mating call of the wild Gegl. It sounds like a creaking door.



When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy


Meme transcription:
When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy
[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

ich🫰iel


Ent-Behaupter: Ich kenne niemanden, dem das so passiert ist.
Maimai-Transkription: Mantarochen diskutiert mit Patrick aus Spongebob Schwammkopf.
[Paneel 1:] Mantarochen in Rolle eines Arbeitnehmers: „Das ist mein Arbeitsvertrag.“
[Paneel 2:] Patrick in Rolle einer Personalabteilung: „Jupp.“
[Paneel 3:] Mantarochen: „Hier steht, ich arbeite 160 Stunden für 3500 Euro.“
[Paneel 4:] Patrick: „Jupp.“
[Paneel 5:] Mantarochen: „Jemand, der mehr arbeitet, sollte auch mehr Lohn bekommen.“
[Paneel 6:] Patrick: „Da sehe ich nichts Falsches dran.”
[Paneel 7:] Mantarochen: „Ich habe 200 Stunden gearbeitet.”
[Paneel 8:] Patrick: „Jupp“
[Paneel 9:] Mantarochen: „Wo sind meine 875 Euro?”
[Paneel 10:] Patrick: „40 Überstunden sind inklusive.”

Sometimes things do go your way


cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794
cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742
Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:
- Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
- The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
- There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
- They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

Sometimes things do go your way


cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742
Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:
- Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
- The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
- There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
- They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

I’m looking for a web comic
The two-panel comic I’m looking for describes how the level of care parents give plummets after the first child. The dialog goes something like this:
Panel 1
The child has a thermometer in their mouth.
[Father:] She has a mild fever.
[Mother:] To the emergency room!
Panel 2
The child twists their head around 180 degrees.
[Father:] Exorcist?
[Mother:] She’s fine.
Thank you!

Where the fuck did the 60 gigs go‽


Meme transcription:
The alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X Z
The alphabet for installers: C:\

I meant, God and my Ferrari.


Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

End users


Meme transcription:
Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”
Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”
Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

Are there differences in reliability between thumb drives?
I lost my flash drive and need a new one. Transfer speeds don’t matter too much. I will mainly use it to create bootable media and to transfer a few files between computers and/or phones (no cloud storage for me).
Now I’m questioning whether I should get the cheapest drive I can find or if there really is a difference in quality between €8 and €30. What experience did you make?

Wie funktioniert die Sprachauswahl in Lemmy?
Im Lemmy User Guide steht:
Users can also specify which languages they speak, and will only see content in those languages.
Ich habe in meinem Profil die Deutsch, Englisch und Undetermined ausgewählt, sehe aber trotzdem Posts in meinem Feed, die mit Dänisch oder Isländisch getaggt sind.
Verstehe ich das Feature falsch oder funktioniert das gerade nicht?

Why don’t I find autofocus speed metrics online?
I’m looking for an amateur (≤ €500) digital camera for my dad. The main issue I’d like to alleviate is the slow autofocus on his current one. On his (and my very old, very cheap camera), the autofocus takes about a second, sometimes even more to find the right focal length. He laments that he’s unable to take a quick snapshot of a fleeting moment due to this.
I initially hoped I would find some metrics on this in cameras’ technical specifications. But so far, none have turned up. Guides often critique or praise the autofocus feature, but don’t provide a sense of how quickly the lenses adjust, either.
This leads me to these questions I now put to you to judge: Am I naive to expect a single number to adequately represent the amount of time the autofocus needs to focus? What contributing factors would render such a metric irrepresentative, if it existed?