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bizarroland

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  • Horror icon Bruce Campbell has cancer

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  • Fortunately, if there's one person in the world who can drink boiling water to save his own life...

  • Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into

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  • Be a lightweight to start with and then don't smoke for a decade. Shit hits harder than the first coffee after a 6 week caffeine break.

  • Seriously...

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  • They could be virtual farts, too. Open once and it's gone forever

  • I'm sure a good lot of you, like me, had been anticipating/dreading that moment when we say, oh fuck this is it, for real. Like the BIG oh fuck. My question is, how ready are you?

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  • I hope I will keep my general knowledge and intelligence but be isekaied to a world with magic because fuck this whole science bullshit.

    What do you mean I'm stuck on this planet?

    What do you mean if I'm lucky I get 90 years, the last 30 of which suck? The first 30 have also sucked. And from what it looks like the middle 30 is also going to suck.

    What do you mean I have to work in a cubicle for like 45 years of my life, which already sucks, but sucks more because of the cubicle?

    Fuck this shit, give me some magic, tell science to go suck a fat one.

  • Seriously...

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  • See, here's the thing:

    Before she made 200k selling farts in jars, she was a very beautiful woman who was also famous.

  • Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into

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  • Yeah, the Mexican dirt weed I used to get as a teenager, you could smoke half a joint by yourself and be buzzed.

    I quit when I was 18, but then I moved to a legal state and I took one puff and was legitimately stoned for the rest of the day. Like, could barely control myself.

    The modern stuff is super strong.

  • Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

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  • I've said this before that if they made it optional and gave us the choice of using it as part of the operating system, then people might use it and might find reasons to like it. But shoving it down our throats is offensive and rapey. I'm not interested in being raped by microslop.

    In fact, I am violently opposed to it. If one of the people that are shoving nopilot down our throats was in front of me, I would attack that person, at least verbally, but also possibly physically depending on their response.

  • A wooden record that actually plays.

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  • If I were going to do something like this, I would probably make the wood as flat as possible and then put a high-quality coat of epoxy or some other harder material on top of it and carve the music into that material instead of the wood.

  • What are some hugely important music albums?

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  • A lot of bands from the 90s to the early 2000s were inspired by Neutral Milk Hotels "In the aeroplane over the sea".

  • What is your sixteenth biggest worry?

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  • furanocoumarin famously being the toxic chemical found in wild parsnips.

  • OP figures out love languages

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  • I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?

  • What is your sixteenth biggest worry?

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  • furanocoumarin burns

  • The 4th being "You can always just erase the evidence from the timeline"

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  • Keep your ship tucked in, never abandon your shirt, and go down on your crew.

    Got it.

  • Should this be the year we finally try voting for other candidates?

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  • I mean, you're not wrong, but also try your best to primary candidates outside of the two parties, if you're in the US.

    While it is true there are no good kings, we should try to get as many halfway decent people in the office as possible.

    Once primaries are done, then under no circumstances vote for Republicans. And if the option is between a Democrat that might narrowly win and a third-party candidate that might narrowly win, then vote for the third-party candidate. Otherwise vote for Democrats.

  • My Kink: Rule

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  • There's a hard spiky chitinous shell on it, if that helps.

  • Real Height 📏

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  • If it makes you feel better, it kind of hurt my brain for a minute, too. And I'm supposed to be good at math.

    It boils down to my legs are 5 inches longer than her legs, so adding 5 inches to her height by swapping legs would take 5 inches from my height, and the reason why our individual heights are different afterwards is because of the 2 inch differences in our torsos.

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    Reddit decides to remove r/all

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  • Even then you're adding to their active user count, which inflates their metrics, which means they get more money from advertisers.

    But at the same time, good on you for using ad blocking. The internet is terrible without it and not very good even with it, at least on any mainstream corpo site.

  • Removed

    Reddit decides to remove r/all

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  • See, that's the thing. They don't fucking care.

    If you're going to use Reddit because it's one of the three websites available to you, then you're going to fucking use Reddit and no matter what they do to it, you will stay there and continue to use Reddit.

    They could come into your house, fuck your wife, punch you in the balls, shit in your mouth, and you'd go to Reddit to complain about it.

    The more you complain about things on Reddit about Reddit, the more you use Reddit, the more ads they serve, the more money they make.

    It's the same reason why YouTube now no longer has a front page for you to browse unless you sign in or enable some sort of history tracker in your system. They want their fucking money and they're going to get it and they do not care how much it annoys you.

    When people post on YouTube about how terrible YouTube has gotten and get a lot of interaction with people who miss the good old days of YouTube, YouTube gets to serve a lot of ads and make a lot of money off of that. And it's the same thing with Reddit, it's the same thing with every other fucking corpo site.

  • Well I could walk them through it step by step

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  • If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.

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    I wonder how much money the movie Risky Business made for hospitals from guys trying to imitate Tom Cruise.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Get you a girl that looks at you the way my grandma's cat looks at me.

  • techsupport @lemmy.world
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    HP Ultra G1a Bios Freezing Issue

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dragonslayers rule

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life?

  • The Eternal Playlist @crazypeople.online
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    The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

  • 196 @lemmy.world
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    I'm doing my part!

  • Casual Conversation @piefed.social
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    VTubers are the modern vestal virgins

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Everyone on the planet gets soul transplanted into their complete and total opposite. How fucked/blessed are you?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How did each of the gods die, and what did we get from them?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Scifi question about time travel: