An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
We need transparency
Sidebar. Stickied post.
Also, didn't your other account just get banned for crypto token spam?
My only disagreement is everything after your fifth word.
He wouldn't lie only twice.
From well to well done.
I've got something Vance can suck up.
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Still ends with you having control over your device.
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Yeah, the fix starts with a divorce lawyer though and isn't a technology problem.
Gotta make sure they've had time to put together enough blackmail material on a candidate first. That way if he (c'mon, like it'll be anything other than a "he" within our lifetimes) turns out to be too much of a reformer, they can shut that shit down.
Are you banned yet?
Lol, no.
Probably also didn't want to suffer the indignity of being called "A1 Jourgensen" by Linda McMahon.
It's a trashy move and no reasonable observer will think better of her for sharing it. Should play well with her base though.
(Once in a while, I start a joke only to realize it'll take 4 or 5 interactions for the punchline to not involve the FBI knocking on my door with a battering ram. Don't have the patience for it at this moment.)
Apostrophe error on the left side. Current usage means "It is economy is..." rather than the intended "Its economy is..." to indicate that the economy is China's.
They don't have to though. Could just pack it all up, put it in a museum for boring people and move on with their lives.
I offered to do it, they weren't willing to supply ponchos for the audience though so plans fell through.
Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they'll probably select a replacement for him.
It's a lot compared to what she's worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.
Should have given the job to that Teixiera dipshit, at least he has the excuse of being young and inexperienced to explain his stupidity.
Couldn't hear the safe word through the ball gag.

K. Flay, "We Hate Everyone"

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The Human Brain May Contain as Much as a Plastic Spoon's Weight of Microplastics

A watched pot never boils
I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

New salvage operation underway


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377
Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?
[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

Spam user/communities: @soraya, !free, !woman
User @[email protected] (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they'll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are [email protected] and [email protected].

User flooding instance with (mostly) empty communities
@[email protected] has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a "Looking for moderators" post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity.
I recognize that this may not be against the rules as long as it's not simply for the purpose of squatting on a name but is worth observing for future developments. It does not appear that this user intends to actively moderate since they're looking to hand those communities off as soon as they're created.

Advertiser account/community
https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus
"He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance.
Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!

What's this guy's deal again?


The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-