Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I've had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!
TORGUE
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!
God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it'd probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.
The paladin wasn't "Oath of No Fun."
Another wonderful entry! I absolutely love this series, and I'm glad to see it every time it pops up on my feed!
Man, such feels! I'm really glued to this series, thank you for making it!
Makes me think of a net you use to capture things that are on the ethereal plane.
It's the lower level spell to use when someone's been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.
To Dream the Impossible Dream
The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.
Pretty sure that's what the nurse assumed.
Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn't already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.
Not that rats don't have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes
Indeed it is. It's what I'm running at the moment.
Sometimes you need to throw your players off their feet
So says Friend Computer.
Thank you! This is something that many people forget, both players and DMs.
Wait, they don't use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it'll be hard if half the party literally can't hurt it!
Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.
Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!
Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.
I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"
Which GM-dere are you?
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.
I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.
Oh, this is lovely!
It's so perfect
Not mine, but I sure as hell wish it was.
Attacking the darkness
For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E
I'm leaning towards the latter.
I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.
Another of my older memes
He ate the kings of Faerun and he fought heroes historical, from Do'urden to Elminster in order catagorical!
No way this could possibly go awry
Sharing more of my old memes
Well? Can you?
Just sharing one of my older creations to help the community grow, and hopefully make some folks chuckle.