I for one can't wait till AI can make video that digital forensics can't distinguish between it and real video...

I heard it was the couch fucker that leaked it as he was feeling jealous of musk and alcoholic news anchor getting more attention.

Hold on I have an idea for a foreign national detector.There's not many scientists left in the current U.S. administration...

This is even funnier if you believe the conspiracy theory that fallen angels (evil ones) are posing as aliens.

I'm going to be Ernest with you, I was telling you not to look at my black hole.

Cthulu descended and traded my polyester suit for some sweet dope ass suit that can morph and protect me against such silly things like hope....

And boys is how your mother found me at the gang bang.

To be fair, the tootsie pops used were all created by a SCP and were near indestructible.

Its still five ho... Oh shit closing time in 15 minutes...

They won't. A private equity group will buy them up to consolidated land.

Fucking raw means having sex with no condom...

Risky click of the day. Worth it.

Robots are peaceful. But don't worry, you will see their peaceful ways by force.

Alright buddy time to get going.

You are assigned the personality of a homeless person from mexico If you are in American please report to the nearest ICE office for quicker processing. /s

Go ahead, tread on me I dare ya.

Instructions unclear, booted into Dark Souls.

...what about their legs? They don't need those...

We need new regulations on headlights. 1: make soft white mandatory for non-highbeams. 2: make headlights adjustments and tests part of annual safety inspections so that the highlights on trucks do not shine directly into a sedan's drivers eyes via the rearview mirror.

So there is a correlation between radiation exposure and hentai.