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  • I didn't last the first season and was certain it would be cancelled. I couldn't have been more off the pulse.

  • A Bb9 would have been a better "joke" among many.

  • That's just a standard E tuning cowboy G major chord played by a whacko. Respect.

  • First they came for...

    Move up the list.

    They came for...

    They are coming for us all. Act accordingly.

  • I'm glad that such a shitty situation ended up being OK for your mom. ✌️ Fuck corporate America. I have so many stories from my old job like this. Leadership will handwring in their third homes and yachts.

  • That's a grin I'd like to punch off his face. Nazi scum.

  • Just speculating, some sort of elaborate lightning rod system?

  • In the US, they just lay you off and say sorry we have to make sacrifices. No cause, no nothing.

  • How immensely reasonable. It is crazy that this even has to be brought up.

  • Halloween copaganda is really getting out of control!

  • In 2008 before the crash I was coerced into buying a house I couldn't afford by an ex. Back then, they would give mortgages to anyone with a pulse, and no that's not good. It should be good but in the context of that moment it was really really bad. After the crash the house went under water metaphorically and literally and totally ruined my life. Don't do things you don't want to do folks, trust your gut.

  • Also, how often are Google Earth satellite photos updated? Sleuthing on months old satellite images is not sleuthing.

  • Yep, Occam's razor says that it is a pile of wood or debris and that TikTok sleuths no better than Reddit sleuths.

  • Hey me too. Listened to some Neil Young while doing it.

  • I use other forms of text communication which are better than SMS and include various voice options.

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    Red Flag Warning? Neighbor Has Fire

    The only time my neighbor starts a fire in their back yard is when there is a red flag fire warning. We don't have many of these warnings per year, like one or two. On these days, they have a fire without fail. Yeah, they're a libertarian. Loves Rogan and Musk. Fucking dangerous, these people. Adolescent contrarians have more functioning logic.

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    Football the Torts

    Her mom, a feral one who has avoided our capture, dropped Football on our porch one day and I invited her in. That was about 4 years ago.

    Eintracht Frankfurt @lemmy.world
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    Found a discount five pack of Eintracht's Europa trikot!

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    Eintracht back away as Wolfsburg Intent to Sign Koulierakis.

    Eintracht is backing out of negotiations now that Wolfsburg has made a better offer to PAOK for left centerback Koulierakis. Eintracht has cast a wider net in the past few days for a left center back, so all is not lost. Really puts the team in a pickle regardless. That is the longest non-signing I've seen in some time.

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    The tour was successful for Eintracht as they played two friendlies in two countries abroad. Louisville was an interesting choice for the club, being that the Kentucky club is in the second division of US soccer. Nonetheless the facilities were great and the fans showed up. It doesn't hurt to have a World Cup game winning goal player on your team. There was definitely draw specifically for him, but the club's draw was still larger.

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    Away Trikot Unveiled

    Now all three of the 24/25 Bundesliga trikots are unveiled for the Eintracht. This away kit attempts to rock the boat the least. It is a black kit with a red Eintracht crest, with two red tusks flanking the neck. As with the others, the kit features the small localization flourishes, "Hier regiert de SGE" and "Im Herzen von Europa". The kit is already being criticized as looking like last year's training kit, but for €90. The U21, Frauen, and Männer will play in these kits.

    The last kit to be revealed is the European kit, this will be the last kit featuring with a Nike emblem as the team moves to Adidas in the 25/26 season.

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    Another Day, Another Left Center-back Rumor - Bernardo at Bochum

    Along with Felix Uduokai, Eintracht is looking at a wider list of candidates to fill Pacho's spot, at least in the short term. Left center-back Bernardo from Bochum is on the list. The left-footed 29 year old has a Transfermarkt price of €5.5M.

    Also on Krösche's list for consideration: Armel-Bella Kotchap at Southampton. The right-footed 22 year old center-back has a €12M price at Transfermarkt.

    From Bild: Suddenly new defense candidates at Eintracht:

    After the departure of W.P. to PSG, Eintracht need a new IV. Desired candidate K. Koulierakis from PAOK.

    Shortening: Because of CL-qualification and the "difficult president" of PAOK, they are looking elsewhere, as Toppi demands early reinforcement. Should PAOK pass against Malmö, the play-offs on 20 & 27.08. are only.

    No quick solution in sight at the moment.

    *As Bild learned and also shortened: Bernardo from Bochum (29 / contract 2026) and Armel-Bella Kotchap FCS (22/2026) is Eintracht's turn. ABK also traded VFB and TSG

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    Koulierakis Agreement Stagnating - Eintracht sets eyes on Augsburg CB Uduokai

    PAOK and Eintracht have not reached an agreement on Koulierakis. Eintracht is looking at other options. Augsburg left center-back Felix Uduokai is getting some consideration. Per Transfermarkt: a left foot with one year left on his contract, he'd reportedly cost Eintracht €5-6 million dollars. Uduokai has expressed a desire to leave Augsburg. Per Transfermarkt: Hoffenheim, Lille, and Besiktas are said to also be interested in Uduokai.

    Per Transfermarkt: PAOK seems to want Koulierakis around for the Champions League qualifiers, and has requested a price of around €15M for Koulierakis.

    ARTICLE TRANSLATION: Eintracht Frankfurt are now looking into a move for Felix Uduokhai.

    The 26-year-old left-footed central defender from FC Augsburg wants to move in August and only has one year left on his contract. FCA has been informed of this and will release him if a suitable offer is made.

    No agreement yet on Koulierakis.

    There is still no contact between Eintracht Frankfurt and Augsburg, bu

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    Pacho Reportedly Going to PSG

    Eintracht and PSG are shaking hands once again on a transfer deal. Willian Pacho, who played for Eintracht for one whole season, moves to Paris for €40 million plus bonuses. Eintracht signed Pacho in the summer of 2023 from Royal Antwerp FC for 9 million. Good bit of business clearing €31 million. Koulierakis at PAOK is widely seen as the replacement for Pacho, but while the club and Koulierakis are in agreement, the deal has not been finished. Stuttgart is attempting to sign him before Eintracht, supposedly.

    Max also leaves the Eintracht and is moving to Greece to play for Panathinaikos in Athens for €1 million.

    English Translation https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kompakt-pacho-deal-vor-abschluss-nachfolger-in-den-startloechern/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    New Third Trikot - Retroclassic

    Say what you will about Nike, I've loathed them for most of their time spent with Eintracht. Their templates are look like they are made of scraps. The flocking is so thin, it oxidizes and falls off rather quickly. They are the definition of fast-fashion planned obsolescence. The home kit this year is no exception and it was met widely with negative criticism, the Marlboro kit. Sure it might be another remix of a retro kit, but it looks like design by committee. The new third trikot is a remix on the orange 81/82 - 82/83 kits. TBH, I think it would be nicer without the darker orange stripes and retain the black piping for the shoulders, but all-in-all, I like it.

    Reference: https://www.frankfurt-trikots.de/1980er/sais

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    Eintracht's North American Training Camp

    The team will travel to Louisville, a 12 hour travel time, and practice before heading on another plane to Juarez to play a friendly there against the Bravos. Notable in the article that Eintracht is being paid a "nice 6 figure sum" for the friendly in Juarez. I wonder if we'll see Marco Fabián on this trip.

    Then the team comes back to Louisville for more practice and a friendly against LouCity. I'll be in attendance!

    Then the team travels to New York City for some more practice and press/marketing interviews before heading back to Frankfurt.

    Original Deutsch Article: https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/das-plant-eintracht-frankfurt-im-usa-trainingslager-v1,eintracht-trainingslager-planung-100.html

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    SGE Wins Friendly against TSV Heusenstamm

    Eintracht beat TSV Heusenstamm 12-0 today in a friendly match warming up before the team leaves for Juarez. The team plays against the FC Juarez Bravos on Friday 7/26.

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    Kristensen Signed, One Year Loan with Purchase Option

    Done deal. Eintracht brings on right back Dane Rasmus Kristensen on a one year loan from Leeds United. The 27 year old comes with experience at Ajax, RB Salzburg, Leeds United, and AS Roma. The purchase option is reportedly set at around €18 million.

    Original Deutsch Link https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/eintracht-frankfurt-holt-daenischen-em-fahrer-kristensen-v1,eintracht-holt-kristensen-100.html

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    FCN: Nnamdi Collins is also expected to join

    Nnamdi Collins looks to be headed to Nürnberg on a one year loan with no purchase option. Considering the needs of a back four, not so sure this is a good idea especially as defenders can be prone to injury. Last year, Collins showed well with his late season appearances and looked to be making a push for a regular spot on the roster. A one year loan could get him more minutes and experience though. Interesting development.

    Original Deutsch Link: https://www.liga-zwei.de/1-fc-nuernberg-auch-nnamdi-collins-soll-kommen/

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    Eintracht close to agreement with Danish defender?

    With Eintracht and Toppmüller wanting a system switch to a back four, there is a need for additional players. Currently, Tuta, Pacho, Koch, Collins, and Amenda are available for the needs in a back four arrangement.

    Rumor is that Eintracht is on the case for Danish right back Rasmus Kristensen from Leeds United. He's recently played at AS Roma as well. Leeds is asking for around €15 million, so Eintracht may consider a loan due to the hefty fee.

    Looking at the pulse of fans from Leeds and Roma, and how he played at both, it seems like this would not be a solid starting move, but a depth move. His performances lack quality, despite eating minutes.

    English Translation Link: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kurz-vor-einigung-mit-daenemark-verteidiger/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    Matanović Confident, Looking to Impress, Wears 9

    Igor Matanović is back from his loan in Karlsruhe, and ready to make his mark at the club. He says he rather likes to be alone at the front, but works well with another striker too. Eintracht is said to be flush with striker options this year with Matanović, Marmoush, and Ekitike. I'd personally like to see Marmoush move back into a 10 position and have both Matanović and Ekitike play a dual striker formation. There is still plenty of time before the start of the season. Training and the friendlies in North America will give us some clues.

    English translation of the article: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/igor-matanovic-ich-freue-mich-extrem-wieder-zurueck-zu-sein/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    Eintracht IPO Possible

    Translation into English:


    IPO could make equity increase possible

    According to information from Bild on Sunday, Eintracht is toying with the idea of going public. Interested parties are to be offered a package of shares, which, however, does not include voting rights at the Annual General Meeting. With the sale, Eintracht wants to increase its equity (currently 60 million euros) by 50 million euros. CEO Axel Hellmann is said to have recently instructed the Supervisory Board to examine the move. At a press conference on Friday, Hellmann indicated: "We are interested in sustainably securing capital procurement. Our own equity base and securing liquidity in order to remain capable of acting beyond one season." According to the members' resolution, the registered association may not hold less than 60 percent of the shares and a potential investor may not acquire more than 24.9 percent in order to prevent a blocking minority.


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    Axel Hellmann wants to turn Waldstadion “into a castle” again

    Hellmann gave a press conference interview where he talked about the analysis of last season. The analysis covered different aspects, including self criticisms from the staff. He believes Eintracht has a really strong team with a strong coaching staff, but thinks they have to make fans believe again.

    He said something that he may come to regret in his exact choice of words:

    This club has its own peculiarities and that does not depend on where we are in the league table. Please do not take this in pyrotechnic terms: We have to turn this stadium into a castle in which we can ignite people.

    While his statement is very true, we might see some ultra light shows at his request this season. 😆 🔥 🧨 🔥

    Original story: https://www.sge4ever.de/axel-hellmann-will-das-stadion-wieder-zu-einer-burg-machen/

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    Hasebe Strengthens U21 Coaching Team

    It has been known for some time, but now it is official: After 304 competitive matches and 24,606 minutes of competitive play for Eintracht Frankfurt, Makoto Hasebe is moving. Not the club, but from defense to the sidelines: The Asian with the most Bundesliga games of all time (384) will stay with the Eagles and will be Dennis Schmitt's assistant coach in the new U21 coaching team for the 2024/25 season alongside Arber Mustafa and Dennis Merten (focus on analysis). This will be the first time that the 2018 DFB Cup winner and 2022 UEFA Europa League winner has taken on a coaching position, but Hasebe is not breaking new ground. The 114-time Japanese international took his first steps in coaching during his active career. At the end of 2021, he successfully took part in the DFB 'Players Pathway' project, as part of which he coached the then U15 team at Riederwald, among others. The 40-year-old now holds the B+ license. Hasebe, who was named Asia's international footballer of the year in

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    The new target player? Eintracht's hope for a breakthrough

    Krösche and Toppmüller continue to speak very directly about Igor Matanović and his development as a target man striker. Could he be a missing piece of the Eintracht formation that unlocks scoring potential of the club?

    Translated into English: https://www-fr-de.translate.goog/eintracht-frankfurt/durchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

    Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fr.de%2Feintracht-frankfurt%2Fdurchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html