Jesus was:
Present-day America would shoot him on sight.
Somehow, with everything else going on, we’re in one of the best timelines for Star Wars.
Later…
“Stuck in the break room while they have lockdown drill. Been waiting for a while.”
The people who can’t understand how you know your own body better than they do are the same people who can’t see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. SMH
There are a few times where Picard is seen asleep, but I don’t ever remember him snoring.
Shareholders, remember that it was Tim Cook that insisted to Steve Jobs that the bulk of Apple’s manufacturing be moved to China.
Everyone say thank you to Tim Cook.
So a clone orgy is just complicated masturbation.
Pet the damn messenger of god!
The Doors starts playing
Wolf from thousands of years ago seeing a Shiba Inu in 2025 dressed like a cat getting likes on TikTok
“Show me no more, spirit.”
Jesus: “I ain’t coming back, some of ya’ll are sick, SICK!”
I hope to all holy fuck it’s not conscious.
Article title written by Gemini, auto-corrected by Siri.
I’ll bet the build quality is higher on that thing.
Had me in the first half…
This skit is 20 years old now, and it’s still hella dark.
ICE hopes gay, trans, minorities, political opponents, etc. vent to ChatGPT.
I ain’t seen nuttin’, officer.
Ert’s Jergerlyperf!
The Recording Industry attacks the Internet Archive and the Wayback Machine
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28363855
An unreleased song by the late Taiwanese pop singer Teresa Teng, who took East Asia by storm from the 1970s to 1990s, has been discovered in Japan and will be released in June, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.
An unreleased song by the late Taiwanese pop singer Teresa Teng, who took East Asia by storm from the 1970s to 1990s, has been discovered in Japan and will be released in June, a source familiar with the matter said Thursday.
The light pop song, likely recorded in the mid-1980s, was a joint work of composer Takashi Miki and lyricist Toyohisa Araki, the duo behind Teng's hits in Japan, including "Toki no Nagare ni Mi wo Makase" (Give yourself to the flow of time).
File photo taken in February 1984 shows Taiwanese pop singer Teresa Teng. (Kyodo)
The song, with a tone different from Teng's dramatic Japanese melodies, such as "Tsugunai" (Atonement), will be included in a three-CD album of Miki's compositions to be released on June 25, according to the source.
An official of Universal Music LLC found the song recorded on
:'(
cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/24719736
Commodore 64 Boy Band Song (Comic Bakery)
Uploaded to YouTube by the original artist Press Play On Tape.
(Leaf) blown away
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27402252
Anime_IRL
And replace them all with love doctors.
Fireball Charming, episode 10.
The Genius AI Behind The Sims
The Sims uses a super smart AI system to make virtual people who think, feel, and interact in a believable way. Here's how.
Uploaded to YouTube by Game Maker's Toolkit.
Anime_IRL
Yoru no Kurage wa Oyogenai (Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night), episode 8.
Randy Newman singing
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27126956
The Iliad
Developer wrote a critical app and forgot where it ran – until it stopped running
Who, Me?: What comes after testing in the software development lifecycle? Aaah, never mind ... let's skip to maintenance
cross-posted from: https://rss.ponder.cat/post/134426
TIL canned bananas are a thing. (And that it's very risky to try doing so yourself.)
Apart from already looking cursed, canning bananas at home comes with an almost certain risk of botulism.
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1672144/canned-bananas-explained/
Ron Moore on Battlestar, Outlander, For All Mankind and His Deep Love for Star Trek
Katee looks like she's going to pop, she's so excited. :)
The Italian Man Who Went to Malta
Fry J. Apocaloso, Davide Ratti, and Daniele Ratti for the graphics and animation and Carlinho V. for the video editing. Enjoy!
Uploaded to YouTube by the creator; frajolaboy.
Why Berlin Built a $7BN Empty Airport
The turbulent 30-year journey of Brandenburg Airport.
Uploaded to YouTube by The B1M.
I can no longer tell what is and is not satire.
cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320
Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.
I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.
And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:
"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"
or thinking this is a joke:
"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"
proof
cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25847382
Quick Watch & Very Quick Watch - new communities for short-form video content
There are a number of video-related communities, but unless you just want to watch music videos all day, most of the posts might be too long to get into. Either you don’t have the time or just can’t handle a 45-minute lecture on serif fonts.
[email protected] - for videos under 10 minutes.
[email protected] - for videos under 5 minutes.
If you have some good additions for these communities, please contribute. If not, subscribe anyway. I will be posting semi-regularly to both of them. Have fun!
Break the wheel
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26201846
A Step Up
Anime_IRL
Nihon e Youkoso Elf-san (Welcome to Japan, Ms. Elf!), episode 6