I'm going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You'll learn your lesson real quick.

What episode is that?

Okay, this bflix thing is amazing. How is it legal? How do they pay for it?

I'd dip my breadstick in that.

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn't a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

I'm not going to claim I know what's happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it's even funnier

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

ce n'est pas un chat

Cat: did you know that only 50% of people can fold their tongue like this?

Me: I didn't know you could talk.

wefwef just added dark mode

Let's goooooo!

I looked up the article and it says they're limiting users with an adblocker to 3 videos pet day. They're testing it out on select users for now. Enshitification is killing all the sites I actually use(d) all at once

My biggest pet peeves about reddit are probably

1. Know-it-alls who treat everyone like they're stupid. Sometimes it feels like everyone is clamouring to look like the smartest person in the room. Can we just talk to each other like friends instead of turning everything into a competition?
2. People not understanding sarcasm. It might come with the territory of semi-anonymity, but there's probably some overlap with assuming everyone is dumber than you too. There's a reason why /s became popular on Reddit specifically.
3. General toxicity. It's actually gotten better in recent years. It got pretty weird in those peak anti-woke years though

I don't care what age users are. Just treat others with respect and I'll be cool.

My first post. RIP RIF.