Agribusiness in shambles after draining the water table (it is still free)
Trump vows to take ‘hundreds of billions’ in tariffs as Australia’s hopes of getting exemption fades
... up until it stops being a "dip". I don't think these people care about having more. I think they want everyone else to have less.
I mean... this is Lemmy. I know there is a weather station near the sheriff's office that does all the local reporting, and I watched it get built way back when.
Weather Stations are sort of the "Hello World" of embedded systems because they have to run for decades at a time fairly easily. The hard part is probably reverse engineering the communication protocol, but chances are they use LORA and just parse and upload data server side.
Short of DOGE deciding to do fieldwork and physically take down the local weather Stations, it would be feasible to "pirate" (it was already free?) the local weather broadcasts.
No idea about radar though. Any meteorologists ?
That's what they think too. Unfortunately, they are yet unable to buy immortality. You cannot buy something that does not exist. They cannot pay money to buy knowledge from thin air, or manufacture a product with no lead time, no matter how much money they have.
They can however seclude themselves on a private island and live vicariously through a phone screen in a reality of their own. Until wifi drops, at least.
"the event" is exciting. fresh and new. a real challenge. Afterwards... is boring. sucky. nobody wants to be there. so don't imagine it. they could head to their bunkers right now, if they wanted. but they won't. they just keep waiting for "the end" that never comes. The game doesn't stop, the credits don't roll.
A billion dollars won't buy you the exit from the rat race. Try again.
FLOORBOARDS THAT CREAK LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HOME, OR BARBS HOME OR ENEMIES HOME OR SAMURAI HOME OR HOME.
Tumblr
SDs are cheap these days, 128 class 10 for 9$. Just don't buy them for OS level writes, logging is ok.
I'm gonna be that guy and say most of this misses the mark. The point of stupid catchphrases is to make it extremely obvious why something is wrong in a manner that is personally relatable to the audience, nuance be damned. Not only does this not do that, it implicitly agrees with the original premise. Let's look at common examples and retorts.
"Black lives matter" -> "All lives matter"
The initial phrase is short punchy and too the point, but the retorts is as well. Instead of trying to address the issue, it reframes the original to give it a meaning that it doesn't have. (Black lives matter too)->(Only black lives matter). An effective* retort, but not a cache phrase of its own, lest the person be caught looking "liberal".
"Global warming" -> "Look, a snowball/Why is it so cold?"
This retort does the same thing by instead taking the words literal meaning and misinterpreting it deliberately, rather than engaging with the vast body of science that backs it up (our actions as humans have caused a consistent rise in global temperature averages which has caused ecological disasters and a financial apocalypse). The retort moves the perspective away from the original wide view point, and directs your personal attention to the "snowball/cold" (it's cold, therefore it is not warm) despite being incredibly stupid, this comes off as smug to their team, so they are going to repeat it. Excellent thought termination.
"Eat bugs" -> "Shrimp is bugs"
Congratulations to all of you that remember the original lemmy raids and psyop posting, so I'll go through this one for fun. This one stems from a right wing conspiracy theory claiming that due to impending food shortages all regular food will be given to rich elites and we will all be forced to eat bugs. Uhhhhh??? (Food anxiety, antisemitism?, "economic anxiety"/suffering under capitalism, invocation of gross) Shrimp is bugs succinctly acts as a retort because it reframes the issue. Bugs ain't cheap (you won't be forced to eat lobster???) Shrimp aren't gross/unfamiliar (Don't tell me you've never had seafood). Destroying a global cabal in under three words might take some workshopping. (half point for smug because it is stating the obvious)
"Couch-fucker/Weird" -> no retorts yet ...
10/10 no notes lmao. Being verifiably false and still accurate gives you the smugness point off of the bat. "Weird" invokes the gross which reduces support for people that wear spray tan makeup. Couch fucker is both distinct and specific enough to to be remembered, succinct in criticizing Vance's lack of charisma and hot-topic-esqe makeup, and cannot be easily misinterpreted without ceding the entire argument.
"Go woke go broke" -> Go Nazi get shot?
A retort should be:
- Be smug/obvious about it. (x)
- Make the people saying it seem gross/weird/weak. (x)
- Explain/refute/sidestep the issue. (x)
- Under 4 words/Writable with emoji. (✓)
I'm much more fond of "Follow your leader" although that's a general insult for people that are going mask off.
Much more fond of something that is inherently dismissive of the point like "go sleepy, baby". Always mock the fascist.
We've migrated so many times now .. what's one more
nah that one's the kid friendly. 196 is for antagonizing children and authoritarians
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no
oh but don't forget clipping and the fact that you now increased audio variance means the 10¢ tinny speakers at checkout cant power it, so now you have to work around perceptive loudness and normalize to speech frequencies and when you get to the shop to install new firmware you see a granny wearing glasses asking "what does the self checkout menu say?" and now you have a new problem.
hemorrhoids
"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make" mfer
Mfw the lefty "natural" bullshit peddled by health nuts gets tacit approval from my conservative parents trying to eat "traditionally" aka raw everything.
Permanently Deleted
I wish I wish plzplzplzplz
Drugs(silk road), scams&malware(pay 5 Bitcoin to unlock PC), money laundering&pump dump (unregulated market), and Nvidia hype (should have bought amd at 5$)
"we ran out of useful things to do with computing at the consumer level and now we are inventing problems" - "just bill'em" gates, 1984.
The website basically tries to discredit fiat currency. I have a much simpler hypothesis.
112 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I mean you're right, but also, anybody who is an actual mathematician has no idea how to add 6+17, mostly only being concerned with "why" is 6+17, and the answer is something along the lines of bijective function space.
Source: what did I do to deserve this
i love spreading misinformation
Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.
Phone calls still assume the people on the receiving end are attached to a desk.
Why couldn't this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?
important edit
Wikipedia Edit November 30, 2:04 "changed is to was"
35 million hot dogs rule
Alt: a picture of a running skeleton
Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne
call the AI stronkulence
Image : boy in suit with thousand yard stare Text [misspelled and garbled]: dropped in another world but I've been turned into starter town
ruullleeee
ALT: A redraw of Eminem tossing a hamster at the viewer to Ballister throwing Nimona. Caption: Woe, Nimona be upon ye.
From beepbeepemma27 on Tumblr
me with a jar of rust and tree stump remover
July Fourth baby whoop Source: false knees