Offering a medal for baby making while erasing women's achievements in science and leadership is definitely sending a message.

I posit that if we add a spoiler with 20" rims and a high flow muffler, this block of marble will surely take flight.

Ehm, on paper I agree, but you've witnessed the generation that came out of the post WW2 baby boom, right?

What were they called?

You just need to make sure you purge the gallium matrix before you attune anything above 50 MHz.

That's one hell of a gestation period.

Same family as 'Daddy Long Legs'? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

That's why my ear is so itchy.

I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

It would appear that we have standardized school shootings here in the States.

This one wasn't that bad. Remember that other one?

You going to catch The Game later?

That's when living becomes loitering, so you'd better keep moving.

The Zune was the superior mp3 player.

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can't remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I'd ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Series acid and went for a walk in 99, took my camcorder. Last thing I remember is recording a plastic bag being buffeted by the wind and suddenly I'm here staring at a little glass box in my hand.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I'm a dude and it'd be messed up if I started it.

A cigarette?

A question for the ages... Or is it?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see...

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

I'll ask my priest.