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@ WokePalpatine @hexbear.net

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I just want you to know,

I'm woke Palpatine now. I'm doin' midichondrial prefigurative politics.

I'm organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

I've literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.

What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I predicted you'd say with my force powers. Don't bother admitting me to this forum, I've already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.

You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.

  • Socialism is when we kick our adult feet up and make all the babies do the work.

  • DPRK has baby prisons. China has baby slavery.

    sickening.

  • Whose policies are those? They're not the DSA's policies. They're not any party's policies. There's not any coherent movement's policies.

    They're their own policies attributed to themselves that they can flake out on or reverse at a whim.

  • reread my comment

  • IDK man, how did AOC do it

  • The inevitable result of letting Australia, Scotland, and England form trans-national swearcurity treaty alliance titled C***O.

  • Jackin' his Swordfish while he's hackin' his worm.

  • Swordfish, obviously.

  • Mods. Add "Great Man" to the slur filter.

  • Curb theme plays

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey? When HAL is begging to not be shutdown are we supposed to deem it as conscious?

  • They don't treat dogs like people but they do the same thing where because they treat them with any degree of care they have to pretend they're basically human minds trapped in animal bodies because they're so ableist towards "low IQ" creatures that it wouldn't make sense to themselves to be kind to something deemed stupid.

    There's no inbetween for "disgusting stupid slave creature" and "the divine human spirit" for most people.

  • Yeah, sadly, cause seemingly all media involving AI deals with AI being real and not the 99.9% likelihood anything humans make attempting AI will not actually be it because it's likely the hardest problem we could ever solve.

    I can't think of one piece of fiction were the human-imitating robot isn't supposed to be thought of as conscious. Her and maaaaaaybe Ex Machina, but not reallt.y.

  • Super Mario 64 proves this theory.

  • Mamdani is a liberal though who ran on a cult of personality, not as part of a party

  • Dippin' my little pinky in for a sweet treat of honey Klobuchar-style.

  • Honey should be kept in large ceramic pots too.

  • You have insulted my honour, mod. I challenge thee to a 6v6 Pokemon battle at dawn one week from now. 3DS, no items.

  • The PS2 or the PSP version? I can find a translation page for the PSP version that doesn't have any download links. Although I can do without menu translation stuff in most games, honestly. That's usually the easy part to navigate without speaking Japanese.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Posting on Reddit "I still can't get over the loss of Babies 'R Us."

  • music @hexbear.net

    101A - "Fall" (shoegaze)

  • music @hexbear.net

    nagareyama righteye - "hangover" (shoegaze/j-rock/vocaloid)

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    This is what you look like, mods. Think this Gator looks cool? Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Mods need to forcibly change all comm banners and profile pictures to Maduro pics in solidarity.

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Would be nice if a single user here noticed and did something about me almost getting replaced by a doppleposter.

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Explain to me how this isn't communist indoctrination?

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • music @hexbear.net

    I Promised The World - "Bliss In 7 Languages" (2000s metalcore revival)

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • music @hexbear.net

    Government goes 1986 and bans Yuki Saito.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    A cowardly moderator acolyte who was holed up in a vacant-looking trailer domicile attacked the gathering party today.

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.

  • music @hexbear.net

    Doom - "Gotta Love Yourself" (Prog Thrash)