


They're already complaining. The Gestapo has already started picking up MAGAts and their wives.

Juniore (French indie pop)

MAGA sympathizes with the school shooter who was merely "exercising his 2nd amendment rights"

The greatest depression, some will say

15% restocking fee, and store credit only

I had a formative falling out with a former friend years ago. We used to love bomb each other, and I just couldn't bear to get rid of them.
Recently did a bonfire ritual and burned aaaalll of that away. It was cathartic and felt like a good close to that long chapter.
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I'm leaving the US for my own safety so no, you're not being paranoid. A lot of people who fear for their safety but can't leave are trying to move to blue states. I personally know at least a half dozen.

The Fart of the Meal

Incoming federal ban on n95s

Mr President, there's been a second Signal chat.

I feel the other way around. I've used the mighty before but I hated it. It's double the size of my pax and seemingly lasts half as long.

I use a dry herb vape. Pax 3 specifically. Love the damn thing, but it's definitely milder than a joint. Tastes way better though

Every headline reads like: "Trump's approval rating drops to 49.9%, his lowest yet! 25% of people disapprove, and 25% thought Biden was still president"

Active communities that aren't about Linux

Nearly every NYC apartment has pest issues. Landlords don't actually give a fuck about resolving them, so I end up doing most of it. I've had roaches, mice, and all colors of mold.
Mice are the most annoying. Unfortunately glue traps are the only traps that work on them, but I would check them often and Ol' Yeller any stuck mice I found with a crossbow. Instant lights out.

The depth and diameter of my sinuses

I have a single implant. One. I fucking hate it. Not to speak of the dentist because he's fantastic, but the structure of the things drives me nuts.
If anyone's unaware, they don't go into the socket like a normal tooth. There's an anchor, but they're kinda T-shaped and leave a miniscule gap between the "tooth" and the gum. SO MUCH SHIT GETS TRAPPED IN THERE! I carry metal toothpicks with me everywhere ("weapons" according to every security guy ever) because I constantly have to dig shit out.
There's other problems too, but that's the most annoying one.

AI slop

He wants to memorialize himself in the city that absolutely hates his guts

I've ended up in the ER with food poisoning twice in my life. Had to call the ambulance both times, worst $3k sandwich of my life. It's terrible.

Splat bombs are OP


Found this in my old archives and figured it'd be appreciated here. Most satisfying wipeout by far. Maybe not satisfying for the other team though

Nowhere is safe


People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if employees could work during that time β¦ in their dreams?
Prophetic, a venture-backed startup founded earlier this year, wants to help workers do just that. Using a headpiece the company calls the βHalo,β Prophetic says consumers can induce a lucid dream state, which occurs when the person having a dream is aware they are sleeping. The goal is to give people control over their dreams, so they can use that time productively. A CEO could practice for an upcoming board meeting, an athlete could run through plays, a web designer could create new templatesββthe limiting factor is your imagination,β founder and CEO Eric Wollberg told Fortune.
Edit: someone else beat me to it, I cede to you my bruh

The current state of Instagram


I'm a performer, so I need my account for work and to book gigs. I've been locked out for almost a month due to a platform bug, and have tried and exhausted every possible avenue of support.

Barbarian: Path of the Olympian - A homebrew subclass inspired by mythological heroes


When a dragon looms overhead, casting its dreadful shadow upon the town, panic and chaos ensue. Peasants abandon their homes in haste, guards grasp their weapons with trembling hands, and even the most seasoned heroes of the town shiver with dread. However, the Olympian is the exception, harboring no fear within their heart. Instead, they are driven by an unwavering compulsion to confront the dragon that has dared to make its presence known.
The path of the Olympian empowers the barbarian to face creatures of myth and legend. Often misunderstood as reckless fools, drunken rabble-rousers, or lunatics courting death, Olympians view the formidable beings they challenge as stepping stones on their ascent to greatness. To these fearless individuals, common thugs are but minor nuisances, for they roam the land in relentless pursuit of titans, dragons, legendary beasts, and sometimes even gods.
This homebrew subclass is inspired by mythological heroes such as Hercules, Thor, and Beowol