It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

I like it. Simple but effective.

The first-baseman?

Too bad it didn't happen closer to release. There's no way in hell that I'm giving money to Microsoft.

No, I said I wanted the world's smallest violin!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fundSvIT8e0

There are several countries actively boycotting American products and doing what they can to harm the American economy to a sufficient degree that Trump's finance-bro supporters turn against him.

On the other hand, if you're wondering when the American left will start fighting back, the answer is never. We're talking about the American left, after all.

Department Engaged in Actively Dismantling the Administrative State Structure.

Good thing the US is trashing all their trade agreements, then. That'll make paying for it so much easier.

Like KITT?

You actually only need 0.75 μg of pergium, but it's nice to know who's work you're copying.

A real engineer would've been able to make a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bear skins.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

It also caught on because, while he never said it in the original books and short stories, it's something he absolutely could have said. He described things as "elementary" and used the phrase "my dear Watson" more than once, just never in quite that order.

For instance, here's a bit from The Crooked Man:

"I have the advantage of knowing your habits, my dear Watson," said he. "When your round is a short one you walk, and when it is a long one you use a hansom. As I perceive that your boots, although used, are by no means dirty, I cannot doubt that you are at present busy enough to justify the hansom."

"Excellent!" I cried.

"Elementary," said he.

It's just a coincidence that he never used the two phrases in one sentence.

A lot of his handlers are also stupid, especially this term. Some of them aren't, so there's still a chance of a coherent plan coming through, but most of the time it's just stupidity.

Roboute?

That's probably insulting to utes, though.

How did you attach the trailer without a hitch?

They're pro-authoritarian and pro-oppression. Beyond that it's just semantics.