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Mike Johnson Says Men Need to Stop 'Playing Video Games All Day' and Get to Work: 'They're Draining Resources'

  • This from a man who professes to wasting his time talking to imaginary voices in his head. Fuck off Mike. You are a scam artist. Go away.

    • I firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms(and initialisms) will eventually be used for evil.

  • YES

    • Its a rule gone mad

  • Because violence allows the villains to be seen as victims.

    • If tomato's are a berry and jelly is a sugary fruit spread then my cheese pizza Lunchable is more akin to a pastry..?

  • It is a berry cheesecake.

    • Could a US state prevent its citizens from paying federal taxes?

  • Nope. What they could do is tax corporations that collect them at 100% of whatever they collect on behalf of the federal government and then have a state stimulus payment equal to what was collected.

    • Visiting Louisiana rule

  • There are sufficient nuclear weapons right now to erase all human existence. That used to terrify me. Now it is somehow comforting.

    • Trump announces plan to stop making new pennies, citing production costs

  • Thanks to Trump, America doesn't make any cents.

    • Cola facts rule

  • Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

    • Elon Musk says former DOGE staffer who made 'inappropriate' remarks will be rehired after polling X users

  • They were racist remarks. Not inappropriate remarks.

    • Federal Recognition of the Lumbee Tribe of North Carolina

  • He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

    • SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

  • I bring my own proper t wherever I go

    • SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

  • I usually carry around a large cross I can lay down in the event of such a need.

    • You are having sex with someone who enjoys "talking dirty" to you. What did they say that completely turned you off?

  • You are just the right color!

    • How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?

  • I had a very sturdy, energetic dog who loved chasing a thrown ball. He was tied to a long rope (about 100 feet). I did not pay attention to where the rope was and threw the ball and he exploded from my side and flew like a rocket after the ball. The rope, unfortunately, was tied to a tree in the direction I was throwing but was curled behind me. I was wearing shorts and as the rope started to be pulled away, it pulled up against both of my calves and abraded all of the skin from the backs of my legs away in a moment, and then the rope was pulled taught, deftly swiping both of my legs out from underneath me, dropping me backwards onto my head on a stone patio, splitting my scalp and spraying blood all over my white canvas outdoor furniture. The dog looked very proud for catching the ball when he loped up to me afterwards.

    • Beautiful

  • What's the letter "t" for?

    • My favorite Goya painting

  • Is that Santa giving head to an elf? Nice.

    • What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take?

  • Granted. All houses are now 18sq ft and only available in cities where all jobs require you to clock in at 5AM and clock out at midnight.

    • What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take?

  • As you celebrate your 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th anniversary and witness the heat death of the universe, you realize that all matter and energy has dispersed, is no longer observable, and that you and your beloved will be floating in a void of nothingness forever.

    • What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take?

  • Accepted. I for one welcome our new reptiloid overlords.

    • What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take?

  • Donald Trump bumps his head and wakes up as an objective and rational person willing and capable of acting for the good of his country and the world instead of his own unintelligent, narcissistic ways.