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I just dusted this TABLE YESTERDAY!!
😺: I almost died!
True. Cars consoles (knowingly here in the US) are non-standard in their layouts. I was one day surprised while riding as passenger in my sister's new 2023 car that she didn't know how to turn on the headlights. The light "switch" was a menu button, to go inside a menu, and a mode needed to be selected. That was one scary day.
Convicted of burgulury. "Hon, remember that green box in the attic has some bail money."
"Never leave baggage unattended at anytime. If you see unattended baggage please repor-- MISTER ROBERT ANTWAN ZIMMEKIZ, YOU HAVE 1 CALL WAITING FOR YOU ON THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE..."
And it has Bluetooth connectivity to manage her A1C in the app.
Some prefer the taste of Peppa Pibb.
Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It's more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hellmanns-real-mayonnaise-24-gallon-drum/125HLMN8828.html
Mayo tanker truck waiting patiently for the BBQ sauce and Pepto Bismol tanker trucks to depart...
My dad's 1978 house fell-through when he tried to use this weatherization\effeciency\free repair program back in 2005. The local overseer company could only "gift" one single family house per month. The applicant list was +5,000 homes long. Funds were exhausted in less than 1 year... so that's like 11 or 12 homes that got what they needed.
Everyone else got: weather stripping, faucet areators, 2 smoke alarms, window repair glue, 5 (max) compact florescent bulbs, 1 "air filter" for your ac\furnace (it was garbage fishing troller net precut filter floss), an attic inspection, a house pressure air leak test, and one tree removal referral (never happened).
The team that came to the house was professional though. Protective gear, professional testing equipment, They mentioned half received minimum wage, half volunteers.
In the end, the bad roof and single-pane windows remained.
A wormhole type time machine would leave the travel points A and B physically independent of each other. This opens up the option to change destinations... step in at New York, exit in San Francisco.
That was actually an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation. A entire planet decided to be "100% vanity" by casting out its "evil" (in the form of a black sludge, go figure) and imprisoned it away. Spoiler, over centuries the sludge became more angrier, powerful, got telekinesis (throw rocks with their mind), and took over that entire planet.
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My dad had a 1inch thick glass kitchen table. Practically indestructible. The crappy light fixture above it, weighing 20lbs, failed and free-falls 6ft. Nothing. I never found out what the technical breaking limits were on that specific table, but later decided to dispose of it. It took 6 men to get it outside onto the flat driveway. And about 10 minutes of all guys pounding the damn thing edge-on with sledgehammers to finally get it to safely shatter.
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That's the best doghouse for the mansion's guard dogs.
"...And make meat sounds from their meat holes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
They're not separating data throughly. Researcher Yifang Zhu, over many publishings, mainly gathers and publishes raw findings. Such as... (summarizing) "Children are at risk due to immature respiratory systems and faster breathing rates... by traveling in diesel powered school buses in my South Texas study."
Source- https://scholar.google.com/citations?view_op=view_citation&hl=en&user=kvSIKM8AAAAJ&cstart=20&pagesize=80&citation_for_view=kvSIKM8AAAAJ%3A5nxA0vEk-isC
A research participant, Yifang Zhu, is tied to a thing called Mobility Justice Frameworks. It's pushing for greenspaces in urban areas, including making existing infrastructures look bad for its cause(s).
The research team has more A.I. tools than proper researching. It's odd.
My bottom-of-the-rabbit-hole best guess. Create premature science data media for campaigns for lawmakers to push for more greenspaces in urban areas.
I just web searched the names of this research team... The last one on the list is a teeth-puller, folks.
Yuan Yao, teacher of sustainable systems.
Muchuan Niu, UCLA student, MS in Environmental Sciences.
Haoxuan Chen, Stanford student, machine learning.
Qiao Yu, Shanghai A.I. Laboratory.
Qingyang Wu, private A.I. developer.
Yuhang Li, student, Art History, A.I. cloud data processor.
Yijie Zhang, UCLA student, A.I. machine learning.
Aydogan Ozcan, UCLA, computational imaging and deep learning optics.
Michael Jerrett, teacher at UCLA, geographic information systems science, spatial exposure science.
Yifang Zhu, student in Environmental Sciences, associate of UCLA Fielding School project group, funds and\or law underwriter for Mobility Justice Frameworks (Mobility Justice is an almost eco-extremist entity that also uses racial cause to gather USDOT public funding).
After this guy you should see Barbara mix cement
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Something that finally rhymes with orange
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Future captcha challenge, animated? Try to select all nectarines in the image...
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How poutine was discovered
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This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas
Was once a warrior - now reincarnated back as a desert rain frog
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Found the problem, sir. There's panties and pieces of laptop in your intake manifold.
A Rick Roll made by There I Ruined It
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What fashion thing would you like to see comeback after a few centuries?
Snoop Dog reacts to his song getting auto-tuned by There I Ruined It
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Source... youtube channel There I Ruined it
If Kristen Bell ever asks me to marry her and take her last name, I'd be like...yes, I'll put that hat on!
Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM
Aisle next to Barf's Root Beer and the Gape-flavored Kool Aid
One time in high school I saw everyone in metal shop dressed as members of the band KISS.
An old repost.
Boxed wine! Because if you have judgey neighbors - it makes no noise in the trash.
Comedian Kathleen Madigan.
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