Reminds me of the song "Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan"
Mine just says "KILL GOKU KILL GOKU"
And they were roommates
Guns 'N' Roses
Me too. I click a reddit link, and the app opens to remind me
Thank you T-T

My One-Milky-Eyed baby Leela


Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.
Why does my phone keep showing me pictures of birds?
I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!
kill -15
Terminate normally if possible.
Meanwhile, in Star Trek Online...
You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.
I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.
I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!
Smash
Smash.
Redefine the phrase "Mind fuck" into a much more literal form.
This is a direct quote from God in "The Universe 0.1"
Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!
And she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg
Either way the answer is "yes"
Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.

What do I put on my resume when the contract owner of my job changes?
I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.
So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

His (temp) name is Cooper until someone adopts him... just saying!



What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names?
My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?